Don't think we sell Pigs Heads on our butcher counter....

[EternalOptimist]

Similar, although the penalties for non-compliance are usually a little more severe...

thats nothing, I was in the pub just after you, and I says to this bloke 'Is that a gun in your pocket'

He says

'Nah I'm just glad to see you'

[Gonzo]

Isn't it normally a kind of shareware, where if you actually use it you have to buy it?

Similar, although the penalties for non-compliance are usually a little more severe...

[expat]

Depends which type. A gunsmiths is a good starting point, but if you want a handgun these can be rented at a reasonable rate down your local pub.

Isn't it normally a kind of shareware, where if you actually use it you have to buy it?

[EternalOptimist]

thats nothing.

I was in the butchers just after you. This bloke comes and and asks the butcher if he has pigs feet.

'Well trot over there and get me some bacon'


I just made that up

[Gonzo]

I was in the butcher's shop yesterday and there were two blokes talking.

One says to the other "I thought you were going to go out and shoot a pig for the barbeque?"

The other turns around and says "I was but in the end I didn't have time, so I'm here instead."

At that moment, one of the butchers walked out from the back room carrying a whole (dead) pig over his shoulder for the bloke to take away.







This is not the UK though where such things would never be allowed

[BrilloPad]

Depends which type. A gunsmiths is a good starting point, but if you want a handgun these can be rented at a reasonable rate down your local pub.

Which is more effective?

[Purple Dalek]

where can I buy a gun

Depends which type. A gunsmiths is a good starting point, but if you want a handgun these can be rented at a reasonable rate down your local pub.

[EternalOptimist]

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[Wilmslow]

Delete - meant to reply....