Bizarre shopping experience

[Ruprect]

Did you have to swipe in the slot before you entered your pin?

[Hevra]

She might have told you to BOGOF though..

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[minestrone]

I would have placed my super saver cucumber in the gap.

[Ruprect]

"Excuse me, do you know where I can find the bacon sandwiches?"

[Hevra]

That's Why Dad's Gone To Tesco(TM)

H

[portseven]

Shame you weren't in Asda, as you could have tapped her on the ass and said 'that's Asda price'

[BrilloPad]

I was in Tesco’s express with my wife yesterday when I spotted a rather attractive twenty something who appeared to be wearing little more than a waist length coat and high heals, being a bloke I split from the wife and went for a closer inspection only for her to bend over right in front of me in a ‘touch your toes’ fashion. She was wearing tights but nothing underneath.

At this point the wife approached from the adjoining aisle and spotted me gawping, I just laughed and pretended it just happened in front of me not wanting her to think I’d deliberately gone to have a look.

I can’t help but think it must have been a drunken dare or something? It was very deliberate, I’d love to have access to the shops CCTV footage.

Got any piccies?

[gingerjedi]

Were 'her' bollocks clearly visible through 'her' tights then GJ?

No, it looked like a chimp dressed for a bank robbery.

[Purple Dalek]

I've had that a few times recently.

I think it is one of them facebook dares.

Quite disconcerting, isn't it.

[Flubster]

I hope there were some curtains to hand...

[Ruprect]

Did you move swiftly to the pot noodle aisle?

[MarillionFan]

Were 'her' bollocks clearly visible through 'her' tights then GJ?

[gingerjedi]

I was in Tesco’s express with my wife yesterday when I spotted a rather attractive twenty something who appeared to be wearing little more than a waist length coat and high heals, being a bloke I split from the wife and went for a closer inspection only for her to bend over right in front of me in a ‘touch your toes’ fashion. She was wearing tights but nothing underneath.

At this point the wife approached from the adjoining aisle and spotted me gawping, I just laughed and pretended it just happened in front of me not wanting her to think I’d deliberately gone to have a look.

I can’t help but think it must have been a drunken dare or something? It was very deliberate, I’d love to have access to the shops CCTV footage.