Reply to: what a morning!

[ThomasSoerensen]

This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


It's the future!

if it is not the case in the present then it will be in the future - for all women.

[SantaClaus]

toddler slept crap and while lightly pregnant wife was moving between rooms sorting her, she caught her nipple on the door handle (shes small and has massive paps!). this then caused lots of screaming and a fair bit blood!

Turns out she caught it on the way past at a speed to get back in bed. she caught the directly and ripped a chunk out of it! blood everywhere! not the nicest thing to wake up to!

i just mopped her and calmed her down! then as in all shock moments, got her to make a brew of hot sweet tea to make me feel better!

to top it off, she even came back with the paper! that was at 7, i've only just got up!

Apparently i'm uncaring and insensitive. you just cant win!

I hope she wont be breastfeeding

My sympathies though! My wife is expecting too, due any day now!

[scooby]

Could be how she got into that condition

PS: hope she is OK

she is fine! sore, and slightly bruised. doesnt help with her being tender due to further growth!!

[zara_backdog]

she should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition

Could be how she got into that condition

PS: hope she is OK

[FiveTimes]

she should be wearing something more comfortable in bed than the peep hole bra given her condition

[BrilloPad]

Get her a T shirt for christmas with the slogan:

"I AM A PRAT"

Good to see new age man is alive and well....

[PAH]

she caught her nipple on the door handle

Get her a T shirt for christmas with the slogan:

"I AM A PRAT"

[BrilloPad]

This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


It's the future!

Not sure what you mean : got any piccies?

[Platypus]

This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


It's the future!

<homer simpson slavering noises>
Umm.....
</homer simpson slavering noises>

[Platypus]

Poor woman.

[Ruprect]

This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


It's the future!

Yeah...

[BolshieBastard]

Hope you stopped the nipple bleeding with you mouth

[Liability]

toddler slept crap and while lightly pregnant wife was moving between rooms sorting her, she caught her nipple on the door handle (shes small and has massive paps!). this then caused lots of screaming and a fair bit blood!

Turns out she caught it on the way past at a speed to get back in bed. she caught the directly and ripped a chunk out of it! blood everywhere! not the nicest thing to wake up to!

i just mopped her and calmed her down! then as in all shock moments, got her to make a brew of hot sweet tea to make me feel better!

to top it off, she even came back with the paper! that was at 7, i've only just got up!

Apparently i'm uncaring and insensitive. you just cant win!

she must be an oompha loompha? Door handle?

[SallyAnne]

"caught her nipple on the door handle"

This is why it's much safer to have big baggy baps where your nipple points downwards!


It's the future!

[KentPhilip]

"caught her nipple on the door handle"

ROLFL