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Permies are always bringing in food (birthday cake and mince pies today). I make sure I eat as much as I can as a way of making up for the lousy rate.
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always feed the permies... it helpd get things done.
Any meeting i hold more than an hour and a half i buy munchies for..
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I eat the mountains of stuff they bring in, this week i will treat them and give you all a spring watch style update
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I started of doing that once every few weeks, but it then went to once every empty box, until the last week of my contract. Took them out for lunch a week before I left and bought them a £40 M&S gift voucher. I spoiled them too much.Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostAt least once a week I like to fetch a box of chocolates or some cakes or fruit or other nibbles for the permanent staff to eat during the afternoon. It gives me such a sense of satisfaction to place the bait - er food out on the centre table and watch them all come flocking in like birds to feed on the scraps, and occasionally scuffle amongst themselves for the best morcels (m&m's cause the most fights).
It is good to feel that as a contractor unencumbered with a mortgage that I have the free cash to pay for these treats, and give those wage slaves something that their other-halves would never allow them to have on their own...
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Mrs BP cooks for the permies once every 7 weeks. And is doing so this Friday as a special end of term treat.
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I buy these monstrous tubs of mixtures, and a small bag of ghanaian boiled ginger sweets. Mix them in. Give them to the permies.
Oh what fun when one of them gets the ginger.
They never learn.
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You could always put a wee webcam close by so we could watch the fun ...Originally posted by KentPhilip View PostAt least once a week I like to fetch a box of chocolates or some cakes or fruit or other nibbles for the permanent staff to eat during the afternoon. It gives me such a sense of satisfaction to place the bait - er food out on the centre table and watch them all come flocking in like birds to feed on the scraps, and occasionally scuffle amongst themselves for the best morcels (m&m's cause the most fights).
It is good to feel that as a contractor unencumbered with a mortgage that I have the free cash to pay for these treats, and give those wage slaves something that their other-halves would never allow them to have on their own...
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Do you like to feed the permies?
At least once a week I like to fetch a box of chocolates or some cakes or fruit or other nibbles for the permanent staff to eat during the afternoon. It gives me such a sense of satisfaction to place the bait - er food out on the centre table and watch them all come flocking in like birds to feed on the scraps, and occasionally scuffle amongst themselves for the best morcels (m&m's cause the most fights).
It is good to feel that as a contractor unencumbered with a mortgage that I have the free cash to pay for these treats, and give those wage slaves something that their other-halves would never allow them to have on their own...Tags: None
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