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Originally posted by minestrone View Post20 million people from the third world who have bugger all money and the mental ability of a grasshopper.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou could donate your mother.....
If you sell your Mother
You can buy another ....
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOr your kidney.
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said
Oh Boy - when youre dead -
You dont take nothing with you but your Soul !
Think !
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Originally posted by minestrone View PostPeople should only be allowed in the country if they have something to add. You can come in if you are poor but you must have potential.
Sorry, but I don’t want to share my country with 20 million people from the third world who have bugger all money and the mental ability of a grasshopper.
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People should only be allowed in the country if they have something to add. You can come in if you are poor but you must have potential.
Sorry, but I don’t want to share my country with 20 million people from the third world who have bugger all money and the mental ability of a grasshopper.
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostWhatever make you think Im a 'leftie' Old Beam ?
I did work for a Food Aid program before - but Im not 'left-wing'
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I have nothing against immigration and probably would agree to free movement but you simply cannot put a case for it unless you have a World government.
In the real World, I am pro-immigration, but anti-illegal immigration and the asylum system does not function correctly.
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostWhatever make you think Im a 'leftie' Old Beam ?
I did work for a Food Aid program before - but Im not 'left-wing'
What could I give to charity ?
I dont have a car - I do have a bike but thats my only means of transport.
I have two pairs of shoes -perhaps that is excessive.
Oh I do have a house- but I do live there and so does my Mother.
I guess my guitar - but that would leave me feeling a bit low.
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIf you lefties are so concerned about fairness, why don't you give all your worldy belonging and savings to charity?
Only "fair"
I did work for a Food Aid program before - but Im not 'left-wing'
What could I give to charity ?
I dont have a car - I do have a bike but thats my only means of transport.
I have two pairs of shoes -perhaps that is excessive.
Oh I do have a house- but I do live there and so does my Mother.
I guess my acoustic guitar - but that would leave me feeling a bit low.
That leaves me with about 800 quid credit card debts and about 700 quid I owe to my mates.Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 12 December 2008, 12:45.
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If you lefties are so concerned about fairness, why don't you give all your worldy belonging and savings to charity?
Only "fair"
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostRefugee Blues
Say this city has ten million souls,
Some are living in mansions, some are living in holes:
Yet there's no place for us, my dear, yet there's no place for us.
Once we had a country and we thought it fair,
Look in the atlas and you'll find it there:
We cannot go there now, my dear, we cannot go there now.
In the village churchyard there grows an old yew,
Every spring it blossoms anew:
Old passports can't do that, my dear, old passports can't do that.
The consul banged the table and said,
"If you've got no passport you're officially dead":
But we are still alive, my dear, but we are still alive.
Came to a public meeting; the speaker got up and said;
"If we let them in, they will steal our daily bread":
He was talking of you and me, my dear, he was talking of you and me.
Thought I heard the thunder rumbling in the sky;
It was Hitler over Europe, saying, "They must die":
O we were in his mind, my dear, O we were in his mind.
Walked through a wood, saw the birds in the trees;
They had no politicians and sang at their ease:
They weren't the human race, my dear, they weren't the human race.
Stood on a great plain in the falling snow;
Ten thousand soldiers marched to and fro:
Looking for you and me, my dear, looking for you and me.
WH Auden
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Refugee Blues
Say this city has ten million souls,
Some are living in mansions, some are living in holes:
Yet there's no place for us, my dear, yet there's no place for us.
Once we had a country and we thought it fair,
Look in the atlas and you'll find it there:
We cannot go there now, my dear, we cannot go there now.
In the village churchyard there grows an old yew,
Every spring it blossoms anew:
Old passports can't do that, my dear, old passports can't do that.
The consul banged the table and said,
"If you've got no passport you're officially dead":
But we are still alive, my dear, but we are still alive.
Came to a public meeting; the speaker got up and said;
"If we let them in, they will steal our daily bread":
He was talking of you and me, my dear, he was talking of you and me.
Thought I heard the thunder rumbling in the sky;
It was Hitler over Europe, saying, "They must die":
O we were in his mind, my dear, O we were in his mind.
Walked through a wood, saw the birds in the trees;
They had no politicians and sang at their ease:
They weren't the human race, my dear, they weren't the human race.
Stood on a great plain in the falling snow;
Ten thousand soldiers marched to and fro:
Looking for you and me, my dear, looking for you and me.
WH AudenLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 12 December 2008, 12:26.
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