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Lucifer Box replied

20 September 2005, 13:34
Originally posted by Fleetwood1975

About £45 worth of toilet time.

I won't take a dump for less than £50. Now Alf, on the other hand, he'll do it forra fiver.
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Fleetwood1975 replied

20 September 2005, 13:30
Originally posted by The Late, Great JC

About 15 minutes, why how long do you take?

About £45 worth of toilet time.
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n5gooner replied

20 September 2005, 13:23
Originally posted by The Late, Great JC

About 15 minutes, why how long do you take?

depends who's watching
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The Late, Great JC replied

20 September 2005, 12:59
Originally posted by Fleetwood1975

Either you are on a low rate or your tulips are too quick.

About 15 minutes, why how long do you take?

Last edited by The Late, Great JC; 20 September 2005, 13:02.
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Fleetwood1975 replied

20 September 2005, 12:57
Originally posted by The Late, Great JC

Cheers Chico, thanks for reminding me. I could do with a tulipe. Now, is there anything more satisfying than a 15 quid tulipe?

Either you are on a low rate or your tulips are too quick.
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The Late, Great JC replied

20 September 2005, 12:56
Originally posted by Chico

JC Why dont you go read Psalm 22. I am sure you know the significance of it.

is melted in the midst of my bowels.

Cheers Chico, thanks for reminding me. I could do with a tulipe. Now, is there anything more satisfying than a 15 quid tulipe?
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Chico replied

20 September 2005, 12:51
JC Why dont you go read Psalm 22. I am sure you know the significance of it.
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wendigo100 replied

20 September 2005, 12:32
Originally posted by TonyEnglish

I was toying with being up front and honest but decided that the anally retentive fooker I work for would want me to stay for the duration.

I didn't realise she was anally retentive. Nice.
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BoredBloke replied

20 September 2005, 10:30
I was toying with being up front and honest but decided that the anally retentive fooker I work for would want me to stay for the duration. I gues it is my poor old grannies time to be buried again!
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WageSlave replied

20 September 2005, 10:04
Originally posted by The Late, Great JC

Who's going to give me a hand on game design?
(at ease WS, I'm not writing that kind of game...)

How about a 'bash the Blair' game?
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AlfredJPruffock replied

20 September 2005, 10:02
Just completed six months of a years stretch.

If I ever get out of this place
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get out of here ...
If we ever get out of here ...
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n5gooner replied

20 September 2005, 10:01
Originally posted by The Late, Great JC

You don't look very well Tony...

how is the back - is it still playing up? Sham about you Gran - I know she was so close to you, the house fire was such a shock - so was finding out that half this board have slept with your wife.
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The Late, Great JC replied

20 September 2005, 09:56
Originally posted by TonyEnglish

Mine has 4 weeks to go but I need to be out in 2

You don't look very well Tony...
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BoredBloke replied

20 September 2005, 09:55
Mine has 4 weeks to go but I need to be out in 2
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n5gooner replied

20 September 2005, 09:49
I've only got 3 more days on this contract before staring a new on on Monday, I can help, how about somthing like Chucky Egg, or Trans Am.......
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