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I don't expect famine to affect me too badly, as I've got a very small appetite.
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThat's all very well, but where are we going to borrow the money to buy a rope that goes around the equator 14,600 times and has a breaking strains of 1898x10^25 Kg?
Not to mention a grappling hook that can attach to a gas?
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostThat's all very well, but where are we going to borrow the money to buy a rope that goes around the equator 14,600 times and has a breaking strains of 1898x10^25 Kg?
The Bank of Cloud Cuckoo Land.
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWouldn't it be better to fire a grappling hook at it and tug it closer so we could harness all that methane as fuel? People have won Nobel prizes for less.
Not to mention a grappling hook that can attach to a gas?
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWouldn't it be better to fire a grappling hook at it and tug it closer so we could harness all that methane as fuel? People have won Nobel prizes for less.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostHmmm, this has given me an idea. We could use taxpayers’ money to fire a massive canister of compressed oxygen at jupiter and watch the bang as it hits. No real economic benefit, but it would be laugh and provide a good night’s telly.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou can find out quite easily by holding a cigarette lighter to your bum and then blowing off. If the flame is blue your fart contains methane. Seeing as not all farts produced by methane farters are methane farts, you'll need to repeat the test a number of times over the course of a few weeks, while sticking to your normal diet, to ascertain whether you are a methane farter. Make your own credit crunch entertainment by inviting some friends around for a methane testing party.
Equipment: Bath, water, cup, splint/matches, gas spectrometer.
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Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostGas giant Jupiter is made of methane and some other gases. It must be one of god's farts. Imagine the noise it made.
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Gas giant Jupiter is made of methane and some other gases. It must be one of god's farts. Imagine the noise it made.
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostApparently most of us are not methane producers anyway.
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Originally posted by zeitghostIt's not so much the methane, it's the hydrogen sulphide...
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI don’t know but I once had a vegetarian girlfriend and she could fart for England.
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