Why are Southerners such numpties?

[Bagpuss]

They don't have perfectly symmetrical heads up north.

You would look very odd with one of those, do you have one?

[swamp]

Bah one day we'll get a prefectly symmetrical thread in CUK

They don't have perfectly symmetrical heads up north.

[Mich the Tester]

Bah one day we'll get a prefectly symmetrical thread in CUK

Save it for when we're all even more bored, sitting there doing bugger all on HM Government projects.

[sasguru]

This joke's wearing a bit thin and I'm going home. Bye!

Bah one day we'll get a prefectly symmetrical thread in CUK

[Mich the Tester]

I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women

This joke's wearing a bit thin and I'm going home. Bye!

[sasguru]

You missed one out;

Birmingham in the South? Blimey, a lot of people in the midlands must be wondering what happened!

Anyway - just to generalise of course - as a real southerner I don't like going into the north much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a woman, because you all do that up there don't you.

I thought you did that up North judging by the state of the women

[Mich the Tester]

Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik

You missed one out;

Birmingham in the South? Blimey, a lot of people in the midlands must be wondering what happened!

Anyway - just to generalise of course - as a real southerner I don't like going into the north much. I always feel that I'll be forced to marry a woman, because you all do that up there don't you.

[sasguru]

No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen.

Midlands, shmidlands. It's north of civilisation anyway, you forelock tugging oik

[Mich the Tester]

I suppose you think it's in the north, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?

No, it's in the midlands you pearly queen.

[Bagpuss]

I suppose you think it's in the north, you geographically challenged, carrot munching peasant?

[sasguru]

Birmingham isn't in the south you Old Peculier drinking tyke.

WHS

[eyetie]

Birmingham isn't in the south you Old Peculier drinking tyke.

It is if you're working in Edinburgh. Or the Arctic.

[Mich the Tester]

Got a chap here, something in bulltulip marketing, likes the sound of his irritating Brummie accent, loud as hell, thick as a plank but doesn't know it.
Talk about empty vessels

Birmingham isn't in the south you Old Peculier drinking tyke.

[Bagpuss]

Got a chap here, something in bulltulip marketing, likes the sound of his irritating Brummie accent, loud as hell, thick as a plank but doesn't know it.
Talk about empty vessels