Reply to: Uberdoomed in Germany

[ThomasSoerensen]

Jeg er kaj, jeg er Andrea
Jeg er frø, jeg er en fugl
Jeg kan svømme, jeg kan flyve
vi kan begge lege skjul.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg har forben, jeg har vinger
Jeg har mund, jeg har et næb
Hvis vi spiser sure æbler
Får vi bege mavekneb.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg er ikke glad for storke
Katte gør lidt for skræmt
Men når bare vi er sammen
Er det ikke nær så slemt.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg er dreng, jeg er en pige
Jeg synger dybt, jeg synger højt
Men når man kan lide at synge
Betyder det jo ikke en døjt.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg kan bedst lide jazz med saxer
Jeg kan lide en stille sang
Så vi synger begge slagser
Så´n omtrent hver anden gang.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode vener kan i tro.

nutter

[darmstadt]

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Über alles in der Welt
Wenn es je zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält
Von der Maas bis an die Memel
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Über alles in der Welt

Can't find the lyrics but Deutschland Nicht Über Alles by Jean Jacques Burnel is a good one to wind them up with

[TimberWolf]

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Über alles in der Welt
Wenn es je zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält
Von der Maas bis an die Memel
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles
Über alles in der Welt

[threaded]

Jeg er kaj, jeg er Andrea
Jeg er frø, jeg er en fugl
Jeg kan svømme, jeg kan flyve
vi kan begge lege skjul.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg har forben, jeg har vinger
Jeg har mund, jeg har et næb
Hvis vi spiser sure æbler
Får vi bege mavekneb.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg er ikke glad for storke
Katte gør lidt for skræmt
Men når bare vi er sammen
Er det ikke nær så slemt.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg er dreng, jeg er en pige
Jeg synger dybt, jeg synger højt
Men når man kan lide at synge
Betyder det jo ikke en døjt.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode venner kan i tro.

Jeg kan bedst lide jazz med saxer
Jeg kan lide en stille sang
Så vi synger begge slagser
Så´n omtrent hver anden gang.

For selvom der er forskel på os to
Så er vi gode vener kan i tro.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Thats the spirit DA - reminds me of my fantastic year in Paris !

Vive La Difference !

[darmstadt]

Moi, je suis l'antichriste.
Moi, je suis l'anarchiste.
Je ne sais pas ce que je veux
Mais je l'aurai.
Je sme la terreur dans la rue

Car moi, je veux l'anarchie.

L'anarchie pour l'U.K.
a y'est prs, est-ce que, dja?
Dsunis, royaume uni!
Avec ce rve de prix unique!

Oui, moi, je veux l'anarchie.

Dans la cit, c'est Philly!

Tout est bon, pour y arriver.
Je prends le meilleur.
Et aussi le reste.
Je me sers de mes ennemis!
Je me sers, aussi, de l'anarchie!

Car moi, je veux l'anarchie.

Et c'est la seule faon d'tre!

Est-ce que c'est l'M.U.P.L.A?
Ou bien encore, l'U.D.A?
Ou alors c'est I.R.A!
Oui, je pensais que c'tait U.K!
Ou, un autre pays!

On a tous nos bit en ville!

Moi, je suis l'anarchie!

Oui, moi, je suis l'anarchie!

Et, vive l'anarchie!

Oui, moi, je veux tre anarchiste

[AlfredJPruffock]

So did I and had no problems, still don't and won't cos I is now Integriert.

..yeah but you aint German - as the song has it -

It's only water
In a stranger's tear
Looks are deceptive
But distinctions are clear
A foreign body
And a foreign mind
Never welcome
In the land of the blind
You may look like we do
Talk like we do
But you know how it is
You're not one of us
Not one of us
No you're not one of us
Not one of us
Not one of us
No you're not one of us


There's safety in numbers
When you learn to divide
How can we be in
If there is no outside
All shades of opinion
Feed an open mind
But your values are twisted
Let us help you unwind
You may look like we do
Talk like we do
-But you know how it is

You're not one of us
Not one of us
No you're not one of us

[darmstadt]

Having lived in Germany during the early 90s recession - I can assure you that Auslanders are not welcome during recessions.

Take care of yourself if you are over there .

So did I and had no problems, still don't and won't cos I is now Integriert.

[OwlHoot]

To which you can add:

* Including in the CPI basket new high-tech items like bluray players which naturally reduce in price, to skew the figure downwards

(justifying this sleight of hand by claiming the basket needs constant revision to reflect today's purchases )

[TimberWolf]

• They use euphemistic terms such as "quantitative easing" instead of saying they intend to print money like there is no tomorrow.

[minestrone]

What they need is some sort of Solution

Last permie job I had the place had a competition to pick a new name for the company. I entered 'The Final Solution' which the marketing director loved so much he advised the board at the next meeting to choose it.

Poor guy never lasted much longer. Neither did I.

[sunnysan]

ZANULabour

IFAIK


* Outright lying in official statistics such as money supply, inflation or reserves.

They lie about everything else, so why would they have an attack of conscience when releasing figures. Anyway doesnt the ONS report to the treasury?

* Suppression of publication of money supply statistics, or inflation indices.

They dont need to bother. They just release bulltulip.

* Price and wage controls.
Well they are trying to control what traditionally is the private sector, using threats and money. If the banks dont comply on the mortgages I think they will start to regulate.

* Forced savings schemes, designed to suck up excess liquidity. These savings schemes may be described as pensions schemes, emergency funds, war funds, or something similar.

National Insurance Contributions

* Adjusting the components of the Consumer price index, to remove those items whose prices are rising the fastest.

This is old news, bread and milk have risen 2% tf inflation is two %.


Most of this happened when the economy was booming, so **** knows what this lot will get up to now.

[Spacecadet]

Hmm, from wikipedia:

Governments will often try to disguise the true rate of inflation through a variety of techniques. These can include the following:

* Outright lying in official statistics such as money supply, inflation or reserves.
* Suppression of publication of money supply statistics, or inflation indices.
* Price and wage controls.
* Forced savings schemes, designed to suck up excess liquidity. These savings schemes may be described as pensions schemes, emergency funds, war funds, or something similar.
* Adjusting the components of the Consumer price index, to remove those items whose prices are rising the fastest.

Which of those have new labour introduced already?

[Mich the Tester]

Plan B - exporting wheelbarrows to Germany.

[Mich the Tester]

Don't forget the ****ers have rubber soles on their boots now, so we won't have the warning of hearing them marching up on us.

I’ll smell the sauerkraut farts before they reach the Dutch border and start a thread to warn you all.