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The last good one I went to we set the tables decorations on fire then had a food fight with the next table. Later that night my g/f gave me a BJ in the hotel lobby. Halcion days
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The last party I went to saw the main consultant coming 'out of the closet' after a bottle of wine. All very well till he started to massage the shoulders of the young guy sitting next to me.
cringing all round
bah humbug
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI went to a christmas do at the Manoir when working for Citibank. Only the contractors could afford to go so it was a good evening.
That's more like it mate!
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I went to a christmas do at the Manoir when working for Citibank. Only the contractors could afford to go so it was a good evening.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI haven’t attended an office Christmas party since 1998, when I struggled to avoid drifting into a vegetative state during a speech by the MD of my employer at the time. I just can’t stand office parties, office dinners, team get togethers or any of that permie tripe. I don’t want to ever have to go to one of these pathetic attempts at a party, and in fact office parties are one of my top reasons to avoid going permie.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostOh what a pity. With your positive attitude I bet you'd be such a riot and sorely missed.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI haven’t attended an office Christmas party since 1998, when I struggled to avoid drifting into a vegetative state during a speech by the MD of my employer at the time. I just can’t stand office parties, office dinners, team get togethers or any of that permie tripe. I don’t want to ever have to go to one of these pathetic attempts at a party, and in fact office parties are one of my top reasons to avoid going permie.
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I haven’t attended an office Christmas party since 1998, when I struggled to avoid drifting into a vegetative state during a speech by the MD of my employer at the time. I just can’t stand office parties, office dinners, team get togethers or any of that permie tripe. I don’t want to ever have to go to one of these pathetic attempts at a party, and in fact office parties are one of my top reasons to avoid going permie.
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I make a point of shagging the company secretary after every Christmas do.
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostA few years ago I remember Key 103 (radio station in Manchester) had this feature where people would ring up in the morning and confess to things that had gone on the night before at their work Christmas do. This all went pear shaped when a woman rang in to confess that she'd spent most of the night sh@gging her married boss. It happened that the boss's wife was listening and managed to get enough pieces of the jigsaw to work out it was her husband and then it all got very messy. They pulled the feature after that.
So, in a similar spirit, who would like to offer any confessions or good stories from Christmas do's past or present?
I sh@gged your mrs.
HTH
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Christmas Do confessions and/or stories
A few years ago I remember Key 103 (radio station in Manchester) had this feature where people would ring up in the morning and confess to things that had gone on the night before at their work Christmas do. This all went pear shaped when a woman rang in to confess that she'd spent most of the night sh@gging her married boss. It happened that the boss's wife was listening and managed to get enough pieces of the jigsaw to work out it was her husband and then it all got very messy. They pulled the feature after that.
So, in a similar spirit, who would like to offer any confessions or good stories from Christmas do's past or present?Tags: None
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