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Previously on "Patronising comment of the day….."

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Former client, ie, the guy who is now my boss now that I have converted to the dark side called me yesterday about the M62 problems, saying that normally only people at his level and above can work from home, but as a special dispensation I could if I chose to. Not very helpful as I got the message after I got to work……

    I resisted the ‘I am earning a lot more than you have over the last year’ level reply.

    Bring on the upturn so I can get back out of permiedoom.
    Can't come quick enough. Might mean an end to your pointless drivel.

    Can't even bring myself to use your catchphrase...

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    "today, an estimated 1 million people worldwide receive ECT every year"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroconvulsive_therapy

    How many of those are in Gitmo?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Does ECT actually work?

    I've been thinking about trying it on a friend to try and stop him dancing like Snoopy!
    "today, an estimated 1 million people worldwide receive ECT every year"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroconvulsive_therapy

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    The only way they would get me back to being a permie would be this
    http://www.humanillnesses.com/images..._0_img0039.jpg
    Does ECT actually work?

    I've been thinking about trying it on a friend to try and stop him dancing like Snoopy!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You'd probably end up that way as a permie; comatose as a result of interminable boredom.
    Its better than being non-comatose and posting ones permie drivel on cuk.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    The only way they would get me back to being a permie would be this
    http://www.humanillnesses.com/images..._0_img0039.jpg
    You'd probably end up that way as a permie; comatose as a result of interminable boredom.

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  • Paddy
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    The only way they would get me back to being a permie would be this
    http://www.humanillnesses.com/images..._0_img0039.jpg

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Former client, ie, the guy who is now my boss now that I have converted to the dark side called me yesterday about the M62 problems, saying that normally only people at his level and above can work from home, but as a special dispensation I could if I chose to. Not very helpful as I got the message after I got to work……

    I resisted the ‘I am earning a lot more than you have over the last year’ level reply.

    Bring on the upturn so I can get back out of permiedoom.
    I hope you hand back the company polyester tie.

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic Patronising comment of the day…..

    Patronising comment of the day…..

    Former client, ie, the guy who is now my boss now that I have converted to the dark side called me yesterday about the M62 problems, saying that normally only people at his level and above can work from home, but as a special dispensation I could if I chose to. Not very helpful as I got the message after I got to work……

    I resisted the ‘I am earning a lot more than you have over the last year’ level reply.

    Bring on the upturn so I can get back out of permiedoom.
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