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The queer poof shirt-lifting brown hatters still havent barred me
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thats because they are all out to lunch!Originally posted by supremepodsThose queer moderators haven't banned me yet !
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"too many"Originally posted by WageSlaveCan we ban people who use to many consonants in their posts?
Moderator...
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Originally posted by JabberwockyWell posts about gays and religion seem to irk the moderators ... either they are closet christians or closet ... oops, that's another way to get banned.
done - Mods ban him now....
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Well posts about gays and religion seem to irk the moderators ... either they are closet christians or closet ... oops, that's another way to get banned.
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And the difference between that and the standard CUK post is....?Originally posted by supremepodsYou've probably got so say **** a lot, and more than likely say you've shagged all the moderators mothers and that they weren't that good in bed but they took it up the....
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whilst still being paid your hourly rate.......Originally posted by supremepodsLets see......
You've probably got so say **** a lot, and more than likely say you've shagged all the moderators mothers and that they weren't that good in bed but they took it up the....
That should do it !
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Lets see......While we are on the banning subject ..
What have you got to do to get banned ?
You've probably got so say **** a lot, and more than likely say you've shagged all the moderators mothers and that they weren't that good in bed but they took it up the....
That should do it !
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Originally posted by wc2While we are on the banning subject ..
What have you got to do to get banned ?
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While we are on the banning subject ..
What have you got to do to get banned ?
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You are quite wrong. I have a mission to share my arse with the world so that it might bring joy and happiness to the wretched lives of millions. My arse can heal the sick and feed the hungry. Behold, my arse of power is a gift unto the world, rejoice for the buttocks of peace are hereOriginally posted by SupremeSpodTart!
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