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Originally posted by expat View PostWhen I started contracting in the 79s there were quite a lot of cab-drivers going into it. Other way round now methinks.
Cabbie becomes Developer
'cor strike a light guv. You want me to do WHAT with the SQL server. You got to having a farking larfff. Hey, you'll never guess who I had in the back of my server room last week'
Developer becomes cabbie
'Where to? certainly. Just give me a few minutes while I document this and run it by the office to make sure my intended route complies with their standards. Have you taken into account that your destination may change halfway through the journey, so the route will have to take all possible end-points into account.
Anal ?? sir, you are unaware of approximately 50% of the situation.
Where to again?'
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI couldn't believe my eyes...
A strange black cab with XOG in the licence plate...
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Xog's taxi observed in Neath...
I couldn't believe my eyes...
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