Reply to: So is your agent having a contract Xmas Do this Year?

[lightng]

Ive been invited to a two hour lunch with other contractors. Out of date nibbles and generic orange juice probably.

I'd rather my agent respond in some way to my requests/queries throughout the year than invite me to a half-hearted christmas do.

I want my old agent back!

[Another Dodgy Agent]

When I was a nipper the agents used to nick my lunch-money.

That happened to me too, maybe I should have become an IT contractor!

[EternalOptimist]

Never been offered any sort of Xmas do by a pimp. Wouldn't go anyway.

Was offered a meal out by 2 pimps when I was in a recruiting position for a team, but sent them packing with the words "Thanks for the offer, but I don't do bribes".

Struck them off my PSL.

a man of principle, I like it

[Board Game Geek]

Never been offered any sort of Xmas do by a pimp. Wouldn't go anyway.

Was offered a meal out by 2 pimps when I was in a recruiting position for a team, but sent them packing with the words "Thanks for the offer, but I don't do bribes".

Struck them off my PSL.

[ace00]

What are you so miffed about may I ask?

When I was a nipper the agents used to nick my lunch-money.

[Another Dodgy Agent]

Champagne all round then. Hope my 10% of the canapes taste like crud. Agents

What are you so miffed about may I ask?

[ace00]

We are doing our Xmas Do as normal. Despite the last year of crunch credit we have posted our best year yet in terms of gross profit. Undoubtedly next year may not prove so prosperous. Anyhow we are going ahead with our contractor party.

Champagne all round then. Hope my 10% of the canapes taste like crud. Agents

[Sausage Surprise]

Once got a lunchtime cup of coffee from a bloke at Hayes. Never ever been offered anything from last and current agents. Miserable gits

[Another Dodgy Agent]

We are doing our Xmas Do as normal. Despite the last year of crunch credit we have posted our best year yet in terms of gross profit. Undoubtedly next year may not prove so prosperous. Anyhow we are going ahead with our contractor party.

[Alf W]

Agency aren't having any sort of do (I've never been taken out by an agent yet as a Contractor. Plenty of times in my Client days).

Client isn't having a do.

Client's Client has cancelled all staf dos.

Merry Christmas!

[ThomasSoerensen]

He is- just a little over-vigorous with the tongue!

So good old fashioned fun. No harm in a bit of tongue fun.




Just stay away from me

[Xenophon]

He is- just a little over-vigorous with the tongue!

[TheFaQQer]

it sounds like you are fun to be around when you get an opportunity to drink

He is- just a little over-vigorous with the tongue!

[Spacecadet]

Pimp??? what pimp?

no direct option!

[Xenophon]

it sounds like you are fun to be around when you get an opportunity to drink

It sounds like you failed to read post 3 in this thread and therefore missed the humour in my post.