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Previously on "If you want a good laugh before the weekend"

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    If he is that bad, what the fook is he doing answering the door? Should be strapped to a chair.
    Class!

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  • Jabberwocky
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    This is a copy-cat post - I demand justice from the moderators - this is intellectual property theft in its most blatant form.

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/thread3575.html

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  • DimPrawn
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    Spencer Michael has chosen not to answer the specific questions Watchdog put to him. He maintains he has always acted in his clients' best interests and contrary to what we saw in the film, says he has not overpriced properties or refused to return deposits. As for the £100,000 price difference, he blames that on a downturn in the property market.
    Is he seriously trying to say house prices are falling?

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  • WageSlave
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    I like this one about a man 'made' to sign a contract with an energy supplier.

    Unable to communicate or to read and understand a contract, they feel that their dad was an easy target for these sales people.
    If he is that bad, what the fook is he doing answering the door? Should be strapped to a chair.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy
    Nearly as funny as the one about the slack-jawed tape-swapping numpty that had ploughed his life savings into a jerry-built lean-to on a Czech floodplain. How we laughed!!

    At least it keeps "the swimming pool" topped up...

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Nearly as funny as the one about the slack-jawed tape-swapping numpty that had ploughed his life savings into a jerry-built lean-to on a Czech floodplain. How we laughed!!

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  • milanbenes
    started a topic If you want a good laugh before the weekend

    If you want a good laugh before the weekend

    take a few minutes to read some of the stories on the Watchdog web page starting with this one


    http://www.bbc.co.uk/watchdog/report...050322_2.shtml

    they are excellent.

    Watchdog should make a yearly annual with the best stories

    Milan.

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