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  • gingerjedi
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    I started typing the words carp, tulip & bulltulip instead of the actual profanities... it’s almost as if I've forgotten what they originally were.

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    I was reading the paper the other day and word 'tulip' appeared (in relation to the flower of course). I read it straight away as the profanity banned on our esteemed board. Obviously it didn't make grammatical sense and I had to reread the section.

    Has anyone else done this?
    NO, but it did take me about a week on this board to work out what tulip meant!

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  • Flubster
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    My wife suggested getting some carp for the pond. I had to stop myself from dropping my kecks and releasing the seals.

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    I have used it when I think, and also twice when talking to my wife. She did not understand why something bad would be a pile of tulip

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  • ratewhore
    started a topic flowers

    flowers

    I was reading the paper the other day and word 'tulip' appeared (in relation to the flower of course). I read it straight away as the profanity banned on our esteemed board. Obviously it didn't make grammatical sense and I had to reread the section.

    Has anyone else done this?

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