Acid indigestion

[Doggy Styles]

Let us know when the dyke bursts. Where is the epicentre - are you in Glasgow? I should be safe in London I'd have thought.

[Mich the Tester]

Ooh dear it’s moving downstairs now; this is going to be smelly afternoon in the office.

[Mich the Tester]

I’ve bought a little canister of milk; I hope it helps, otherwise it’ll be a trip to the chemist. Burp.

[DiscoStu]

Get some Ranitidine tablets, you'll feel much better

[Mich the Tester]

Just had a vegetarian curry in the canteen with some of that weird tofu stuff in it and I’ve got the worst acid indigestion I’ve ever had. Burping a lot too.

I guess I’ll stick to meat eating in future.