Inland revenue have just sent me a letter...

[steve'O]

Albert Einstien....You owe us lots of lolly.

Inland Revenue

[AlfredJPruffock]

I've spent several years with a personal tax bill going back and forth from the IR to me: you owe us £2500, I pay, then I get a letter saying we owe you £3000, then you owe us £2900 etc etc

I gave this to my accountant to work out and he said "Don't worry about it, we haven't a clue what's happening, just bank it and keep quiet".

So I did. Which was nice.

"The hardest thing to understand in the world is income tax".

Albert Einstien

[hyperD]

I've spent several years with a personal tax bill going back and forth from the IR to me: you owe us £2500, I pay, then I get a letter saying we owe you £3000, then you owe us £2900 etc etc

I gave this to my accountant to work out and he said "Don't worry about it, we haven't a clue what's happening, just bank it and keep quiet".

So I did. Which was nice.

[n5gooner]

funny - I was on a jolly in Paris a few months ago, eyes full of $$$ for all the extra work I was doing, the wife called to say we had a letter from the IR, saying, they owed us 5.5k now that made my stay in Paris, so I flew the wife out for a while!!!!


its only fair.

[DimPrawn]

......trembling hands..........

You are due a repayment.

£15.45

Thanks Gordon, it's only fair I'm sure.

Now how comes a few month ago you told me I owed you money (which I paid) and now you owe me money? And then I'm sure I'll owe you money again and then no doubt (like always) you'll owe me money.

Fecking sort out your crappy EDS inspired tax computer!!!