You cant beat those recession proof contracts

[GeekSquad]

http://www.jobserve.com/IF9015FDE5648B955.job

Its about as recession proof as a four week notice period...

[chef]

i want to meet the person who knows it's recession proof, that means they are 100% convinced that this particular company will definately survive the unknown future as far as wall street, BoE, not forgetting the worlds governments and best economic minds.. AND 1 lucky contractor gets to have that position..

i think this agent has been watching too much Willy Wonka..

[swamp]

This time next year they'll be inundated with applicants...

[norrahe]

I though that one was a classic

beats those fishing ads hands down!

[badger7579]

bit its recesion proof, the agent sez so. Apply apply apply before it's too late

[TykeMerc]

That's a role I could do with no problems at all, pretty good match for my skills, unfortunately I wouldn't even consider it at that rate if it was local let alone in London.

[original PM]

sounds like fun - I may give it a go.

except it is in London and i am not....

ho hum.

[oracleslave]

I read that and the bit just before it which translates as "we want a new system but we don't have the guts to tell people so when you appear and tell them, expect them to resist you like the Nile. When it all goes wrong it'll be your fault"

Spot on old chap!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Only the strongest applicants need apply.

I read that and the bit just before it which translates as "we want a new system but we don't have the guts to tell people so when you appear and tell them, expect them to resist you like the Nile. When it all goes wrong it'll be your fault"

[Doggy Styles]

Only the strongest applicants need apply.

[Bagpuss]

Eric Pooley!

Do agents make up their "trading names"?

[Moscow Mule]

http://www.jobserve.com/IF9015FDE5648B955.job

Bless. £300 a day? I realise it says "not for profit" but I'd like to make some over and above permiedom...

[badger7579]

http://www.jobserve.com/IF9015FDE5648B955.job