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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Very droll.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    in the same way that a male poster on CUK can be a tit, presumably
    so 100% possible then

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    can a woman be stark bollock naked?
    in the same way that a male poster on CUK can be a tit, presumably



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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    That would be stark bullock naked... which most unfortunately she is not either
    Last edited by Spacecadet; 18 November 2008, 12:16.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    can a woman be stark bollock naked?
    http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...uede_shoes.jpg (NSFW)

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Five mins later she calls the dog back in, stark-bollock-naked.
    can a woman be stark bollock naked?

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    in fact its even worse than that,

    just by looking I am now a peeping tom



    Nah, it was purely accidental that you saw her in the buff. When you wait for her over the coming days and months, then you will be a Peeping Tom

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    This is kind of experience separates the sexes. If a man sees a naked woman it makes his day whereas if a woman sees a naked man she calls the police.
    in fact its even worse than that,

    just by looking I am now a peeping tom



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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    This is kind of experience separates the sexes. If a man sees a naked woman it makes his day whereas if a woman sees a naked man she calls the police.
    Is yours the voice of bitter experience?

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  • TimberWolf
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    This is kind of experience separates the sexes. If a man sees a naked woman it makes his day whereas if a woman sees a naked man she calls the police.

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  • Churchill
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    My advice is to drop her a note asking which Naturist Group she belongs to.

    Then after you've broken the ice ask her out for a drink.

    Failing that, shave her dog!

    Churchill - In "Aunty Marge" mode!

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    no one with a Claudia Schiffer avatar should be accusing anyone of having poor eyesight


    I like your humour!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Is your eyesight ok?

    Are you sure it wasn't the flabby man opposite letting the dog out?

    I mean those moobs can be pretty impressive from a distance
    no one with a Claudia Schiffer avatar should be accusing anyone of having poor eyesight




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  • TimberWolf
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    Take a picture and post it here so we can check out whether it was real or due to lack of sleep.

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  • Platypus
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    Is your eyesight ok?

    Are you sure it wasn't the flabby man opposite letting the dog out?

    I mean those moobs can be pretty impressive from a distance

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