Reply to: I tulip you not

[TheFaQQer]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...uede_shoes.jpg (NSFW)

Very droll.

[Spacecadet]

in the same way that a male poster on CUK can be a tit, presumably

so 100% possible then

[EternalOptimist]

can a woman be stark bollock naked?

in the same way that a male poster on CUK can be a tit, presumably

[Spacecadet]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...uede_shoes.jpg (NSFW)

That would be stark bullock naked... which most unfortunately she is not either

[TimberWolf]

can a woman be stark bollock naked?

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_...uede_shoes.jpg (NSFW)

[Spacecadet]

Five mins later she calls the dog back in, stark-bollock-naked.

can a woman be stark bollock naked?

[TimberWolf]

in fact its even worse than that,

just by looking I am now a peeping tom

Nah, it was purely accidental that you saw her in the buff. When you wait for her over the coming days and months, then you will be a Peeping Tom

[EternalOptimist]

This is kind of experience separates the sexes. If a man sees a naked woman it makes his day whereas if a woman sees a naked man she calls the police.

in fact its even worse than that,

just by looking I am now a peeping tom

[Churchill]

This is kind of experience separates the sexes. If a man sees a naked woman it makes his day whereas if a woman sees a naked man she calls the police.

Is yours the voice of bitter experience?

[TimberWolf]

This is kind of experience separates the sexes. If a man sees a naked woman it makes his day whereas if a woman sees a naked man she calls the police.

[Churchill]

My advice is to drop her a note asking which Naturist Group she belongs to.

Then after you've broken the ice ask her out for a drink.

Failing that, shave her dog!

Churchill - In "Aunty Marge" mode!

[Platypus]

no one with a Claudia Schiffer avatar should be accusing anyone of having poor eyesight

I like your humour!

[EternalOptimist]

Is your eyesight ok?

Are you sure it wasn't the flabby man opposite letting the dog out?

I mean those moobs can be pretty impressive from a distance

no one with a Claudia Schiffer avatar should be accusing anyone of having poor eyesight

[TimberWolf]

Take a picture and post it here so we can check out whether it was real or due to lack of sleep.

[Platypus]

Is your eyesight ok?

Are you sure it wasn't the flabby man opposite letting the dog out?

I mean those moobs can be pretty impressive from a distance