Her Upstairs ...

[Diestl]

Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????

Tell her you were sectioned under the mental health act for a few days....she'll believe you believe me.

[Bob Dalek]

Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great irritatin' bugger o' the dour race.

[Alan @ BroomeAffinity]

Can anyone be arsed to translate this Irvine Welsh-speak?

I'm a fluent speaker but I find it hard to read. Same way I'm a pretty good swearer but it always looks terrible written down.

[basshead]

Step away from the coffee machine.

[zara_backdog]

Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????

'twas the aliens pet, 'onest!

[DiscoStu]

Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????

Can anyone be arsed to translate this Irvine Welsh-speak?

[lambrini_socialist]

i love doing magic mushrooms at work too

[AlfredJPruffock]

Jings !

Ah left Prometheus which was orbtin' Solaris a couple of weeks ago - ah telt my bird Hari I was just nippi' oot fir some teabags - got the bus back tae Glebe Street - and Ive forgoten to go back hame !

Noo I need a really good make-up-some-story-that-the-wife-will-believe - or Alf will be fir the High Jump !

Ah tell ye- those Moscow girls can really knock you out !

Whit shall I say ????