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[Pogle]

Dream on luv

[DodgyAgent]

don't lump us all in one basket.

Hump

[Chugnut]

And 500W 7.1 home cinema sound systems, my wife keeps putting pictures in front of the speakers and I've lost count of the amount of times I've had to clear up the bowl of pot pourri she keeps placing on the sub.

Years ago when I was a young scamp, my mum took me to Harrods. She'd bought a bag of sweet chestnuts for me from a stall in the street which I had in my coat pocket. Upon eating the last one, I thought "well, I'm not carrying this bag of chestnut shucks around in my coat pocket, that's for sure".

So I emptied them into a bowl of pot pourri in the Home Furnishings department.

"That'll learn those rich types", I chuckled under my breath.

I told my Mum a few days later. She was mortified.

[Pogle]

What is it with women and their lack of interest in giant TVs?

Well, he doesn't understand why I want a Jag, so I guess we're even

[gingerjedi]

What is it with women and their lack of interest in giant TVs?

And 500W 7.1 home cinema sound systems, my wife keeps putting pictures in front of the speakers and I've lost count of the amount of times I've had to clear up the bowl of pot pourri she keeps placing on the sub.

[norrahe]

What is it with women and their lack of interest in giant TVs?

don't lump us all in one basket.

[TimberWolf]

I want to put a 32 incher on the ceiling right above the bed so I don’t have to crook my neck, the wife is having none of it.

What is it with women and their lack of interest in giant TVs?

[gingerjedi]

where will the mirror go?

No need... I have an mpg of Kelly Brook’s naked arse that I’ll play on loop.

[AtW]

the wife is having none of it.

Offer to put one on the wall immediately behind your bed...

[Troll]

I want to put a 32 incher on the ceiling right above the bed so I don’t have to crook my neck, the wife is having none of it.

where will the mirror go?

[gingerjedi]

Is it for your bedroom?

I want to put a 32 incher on the ceiling right above the bed so I don’t have to crook my neck, the wife is having none of it.

[Platypus]

Is it for your bedroom?

Certainly not, it's for the kitchen.

I have one of these for the bedroom (but I didn't get the free Japanese man with it).

[Troll]

This one

But bought from John Lewis for £399 for the 5 year guarantee.
(When I first looked on Amazon it was £386, so for £330 it's a bargain!)

Is it for your bedroom?

[Platypus]

Can someone help me understand it?

YES - my old telly broke down.

[voodooflux]

Can someone help me understand it?

If you're a woman, then no, sorry