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Previously on "I think I have man-flu"

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Stu - how were the nurses last night?
    Did they help take your mind off your man flu?
    They were very effective, soon after I'd finished with them I was fast asleep

    Still feeling tulip today, but I've dragged my ass into the office so at least I'm still billing...

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Fortunately I'm holding up so far, just about to neck a couple of Night Nurse and go to bed.

    Oh, and you're
    Stu - how were the nurses last night?
    Did they help take your mind off your man flu?

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  • BoredBloke
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    Women don't understand man flu because they are not men. Every bloke knows that Man Flu is one of the worst things that can happen - worse than child birth because we don't get drugs for our symptoms. Us men have to soldier on through it - often still having to go to work throughout the whole process.

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  • thunderlizard
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    Flugle

    www.google.org/flutrends

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Fortunately I'm holding up so far, just about to neck a couple of Night Nurse and go to bed.

    Oh, and you're
    Ah - God love you..... have a cuddle

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Are you dead yet?
    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    If your dead - it wasn't man-flu - you were really ill
    Fortunately I'm holding up so far, just about to neck a couple of Night Nurse and go to bed.

    Oh, and you're

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  • zara_backdog
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I think you're failing to understand the seriousness of my situation. It's not like I have a cold or something trivial, I have man-flu.

    There's no cure for this debilitating illness, I just have to deal with the pain as the virus runs rampant through my body and pray that my immune system will eventually gather the strength do deal with it.

    I must drag my virus-ravaged self to the kitchen now for another Lemsip. I may be some time.
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Are you dead yet?
    If your dead - it wasn't man-flu - you were really ill

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I think you're failing to understand the seriousness of my situation. It's not like I have a cold or something trivial, I have man-flu.

    There's no cure for this debilitating illness, I just have to deal with the pain as the virus runs rampant through my body and pray that my immune system will eventually gather the strength do deal with it.

    I must drag my virus-ravaged self to the kitchen now for another Lemsip. I may be some time.
    Are you dead yet?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    You big girl - get a hot whiskey down you, you will be grand
    I think you're failing to understand the seriousness of my situation. It's not like I have a cold or something trivial, I have man-flu.

    There's no cure for this debilitating illness, I just have to deal with the pain as the virus runs rampant through my body and pray that my immune system will eventually gather the strength do deal with it.

    I must drag my virus-ravaged self to the kitchen now for another Lemsip. I may be some time.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    back at ya, I'm still poorly
    You big girl - get a hot whiskey down you, you will be grand

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Don't mind him he has a hangover!!!
    back at ya, I'm still poorly

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  • Beefy198
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    Women will never understand what man flu feels like

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    <stu sings> "still in and still gonna bill."
    I had man flu kick in on Friday - I dragged my snotty @rse in to get my appearance fee also. It's gone now though. My tip is to drink lots of beer. It doesn't do anything for the man flu but then your pi55ed so who cares?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    You need a hip flask to make it through the day. I believe there is some evidence that a-few-bottle-of-whisky-a-day types, don't get colds.
    EternalOptimist, Sasguru, Bagpuss...

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    Don't mind him he has a hangover!!!

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