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Previously on "Will they ever learn?................"

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    I can see now how that smart mouth of yours could get you into trouble with the Romans.
    Nah mate the Romans was peachy, they wuz only doin' their job! It was them bastards in the temples wannit, they wasn't gettin' their cut 'o the profits and decided to fit me up good 'n proper!

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  • xinetd.d
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    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
    In that case shouldn't she be making us all a brew?

    YES, tea making should be in every b*tches employment contract. If they are gorgeous blondies then polishing should also be in there.

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Hmnn

    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
    I could have said "shouldn't you be at home washing the skidmarks out of your husbands boxers"...
    I can see now how that smart mouth of yours could get you into trouble with the Romans.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    That's not showing much respect, is it?
    I could have said "shouldn't you be at home washing the skidmarks out of your husbands boxers"...

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    Hang on a minute (or longer in your case JC)

    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
    In that case shouldn't she be making us all a brew?
    That's not showing much respect, is it?

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by xinetd.d
    You tell her JC.

    She's a 'split arse' at the end of the day.

    In that case shouldn't she be making us all a brew?

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  • xinetd.d
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    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
    Really? Well well.

    I knew that, this thread is not purely about Learning Tree!

    You tell her JC.

    She's a 'split arse' at the end of the day.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Cecily hill is QA training not Learning Tree you dummy.
    Really? Well well.

    I knew that, this thread is not purely about Learning Tree!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Cecily hill is QA training not Learning Tree you dummy.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    How many people have been to "Cecily Hill Castle"?

    LGJC - In "They've had a few quid of my money" mode!

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  • n5gooner
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    I've used learning tree - they have done me ok - yes it was a few years ago though - 3-4.

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  • xinetd.d
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    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
    Yeah, once you're on their mailing list you're able to have your very own paper mountain...

    True brother, if ever a colleague pisses you off....bang him on the learning tree mailing list ;-)

    I used to wind mates up by sending them learning tree bumf to their houses addressed to people like:

    Iva Needle
    Mydickso Small
    Iloved Icks

    Good eh? Northern humour, can't beat it.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by xinetd.d
    Their daily magazine looks the part.
    Yeah, once you're on their mailing list you're able to have your very own paper mountain...

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  • xinetd.d
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    Their daily magazine looks the part.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by threaded
    I teach for Learning Tree, it is one of the things I do.

    How do I learn new skills? Well generally I help invent the new skill in the first place.

    HTH

    I wasn't aware that "Advanced Bulltulip" was in the Learning Tree catalogue.

    Bloody hell, you learn something new every day!

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