Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
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Nah mate the Romans was peachy, they wuz only doin' their job! It was them bastards in the temples wannit, they wasn't gettin' their cut 'o the profits and decided to fit me up good 'n proper!
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCIn that case shouldn't she be making us all a brew?
YES, tea making should be in every b*tches employment contract. If they are gorgeous blondies then polishing should also be in there.
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Hmnn
I can see now how that smart mouth of yours could get you into trouble with the Romans.Originally posted by The Late, Great JCI could have said "shouldn't you be at home washing the skidmarks out of your husbands boxers"...
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I could have said "shouldn't you be at home washing the skidmarks out of your husbands boxers"...Originally posted by DundeegeorgeThat's not showing much respect, is it?
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Hang on a minute (or longer in your case JC)
That's not showing much respect, is it?Originally posted by The Late, Great JCIn that case shouldn't she be making us all a brew?
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Originally posted by xinetd.dYou tell her JC.
She's a 'split arse' at the end of the day.
In that case shouldn't she be making us all a brew?
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCReally? Well well.
I knew that, this thread is not purely about Learning Tree!
You tell her JC.
She's a 'split arse' at the end of the day.
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Really? Well well.Originally posted by DimPrawnCecily hill is QA training not Learning Tree you dummy.
I knew that, this thread is not purely about Learning Tree!
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How many people have been to "Cecily Hill Castle"?
LGJC - In "They've had a few quid of my money" mode!
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I've used learning tree - they have done me ok - yes it was a few years ago though - 3-4.
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Originally posted by The Late, Great JCYeah, once you're on their mailing list you're able to have your very own paper mountain...
True brother, if ever a colleague pisses you off....bang him on the learning tree mailing list ;-)
I used to wind mates up by sending them learning tree bumf to their houses addressed to people like:
Iva Needle
Mydickso Small
Iloved Icks
Good eh? Northern humour, can't beat it.
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Yeah, once you're on their mailing list you're able to have your very own paper mountain...Originally posted by xinetd.dTheir daily magazine looks the part.
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I wasn't aware that "Advanced Bulltulip"Originally posted by threadedI teach for Learning Tree, it is one of the things I do.
How do I learn new skills? Well generally I help invent the new skill in the first place.
HTH

was in the Learning Tree catalogue.
Bloody hell, you learn something new every day!
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