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I had a Pot Noodle and a w@nk. Tasty and productive eh?Originally posted by AtWWell, almost, here is what I had at my "not real job":
Two sandwiches:
1) good quality bread (well, aborigens call it bread)
2) a touch of mayo over bread
3) 1 prime tomato sliced and equally shared
4) 6 cucumber rings
5) lots of wafer thin ham with touch of english mustarb
6) few cheese slices in one sandwich
7) a few green flat leafs of veg I can't mind english name of
Both sandwidches are good 2 inch thick.
Did you get something as good on your "real" job? I thought so.
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Usual whole lobster washed down with vintage champagne. Damn .NET contract is playing havoc with my diet.
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Lunch on the dole
Well, almost, here is what I had at my "not real job":
Two sandwiches:
1) good quality bread (well, aborigens call it bread)
2) a touch of mayo over bread
3) 1 prime tomato sliced and equally shared
4) 6 cucumber rings
5) lots of wafer thin ham with touch of english mustarb
6) few cheese slices in one sandwich
7) a few green flat leafs of veg I can't mind english name of
Both sandwidches are good 2 inch thick.
Did you get something as good on your "real" job? I thought so.
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