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If you want to send me some candidate images I'll put them together on a page for review.
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Very kind, rh, but I was thinking / hoping that CUK would broaden the available smilies with a chunkier selection, as per other boards.Originally posted by realityhack View PostCan someone faff with a poll for this and we'll see what the most popular options are, then if there are no ready-to-use emoticons out there I can mock a couple up for the congregation.
I didn't think we would just get a handful of hand-crafted ones.
If so, I'd like a tiny penis, please.
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emoticon needs redoing, it looks like some kind of leer or facial impediment.
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Can someone faff with a poll for this and we'll see what the most popular options are, then if there are no ready-to-use emoticons out there I can mock a couple up for the congregation.
Would do the poll myself but I'm so busy I voted in favour of cloning myself the other day. Stupidly busy in fact, with no sign of it letting up for ages.
Boomed and doomed simultaneously.
Thanks clientco for deciding to merge with another LARGE organisation, thus keeping myco in business for a wee while, but on the other hand, 100 page req def documents???? 3 major projects???? Bloody hell.
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i let the ross and brand afair go right over my head. but i idly listened to a bit of it on r4 news yesterday coming into work. i thought that brand had left a message asking if sachs had had carnal knowledge of his own grandaughter. i thought the message was a lewd insest thing and that that was what all the fuss was about (and rightly so). now i see it was a message about brand having done the fxxxing rather than sachs it kinda feels less significant.
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Can we have an "I f***ed your grandaughter" emoticon?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostAny news, CUK?

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