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chef replied

29 October 2008, 06:02
Originally posted by Crusoe101 View Post

Under no circumstances mention the sting in the tail...

Just in case your confused, i'm selling a car, not a scorpion

HTH
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DiscoStu replied

28 October 2008, 18:38
Originally posted by Crusoe101 View Post

Under no circumstances mention the sting in the tail...
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Ruprect replied

28 October 2008, 16:44
Originally posted by chef View Post

not much look so far apart from some weedy looking gimp with what I can only think was piss stains on his shoes..

You met Wilmslow then?

EDIT: Didn't see the other thread first! Doh!

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Crusoe101 replied

28 October 2008, 16:43
Car

Under no circumstances mention the sting in the tail...
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Spacecadet replied

28 October 2008, 16:39
make sure you warm the car up nicely before he makes his return... that should stop the smoke when he has his second look
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chef started a topic car for sale

28 October 2008, 16:38
car for sale

i have this heap of old junk the girlfriend wants rid of, it's a silver mx5, g reg, gf chef has been thrashing it to bits and every now and again forgot to fill it up with petrol, oil, well any of the liquids really, it's finally on deaths door which you can obviously tell by the amount of smoke it produces..

it's your's for £10 or a few pints.. I thought i'd chance my luck and put it in the local rag for a grand (thought £1k might get a few idiots in to have a look at it).. not much look so far apart from some weedy looking gimp with what I can only think was piss stains on his shoes.. he made the usual "mm ahh" noises as though he knows something about cars, kicked the tyre a bit (must remember to wipe that piss off the tyre) and said he'd be back, i doubt he will but if he does I'll get the gf to seal the deal with a bit of flirting, his social skills are truly none existent..

anyway, any takers, let me know..
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