Reply to: Sign of the Times

[Tensai]

My favourite program on Sky is "the L word"

Eh? Wassat? Tappity tappity tappity... google.... Sky "L word".....



"Hello, Sky? Where do I sign up"

[foritisme]

On the tube into London town this morning I was sat next to a Asian woman who was learning to polish.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Dylan Thomas is alive and well on Solaris

And Death shall have no Dominion.

Dead mean naked they shall be one
With the man in the wind and the west moon

When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,
They shall have stars at elbow and foot

Though they go mad they shall be sane,
Though they sink through the sea
they shall rise again;

Though Lovers be Lost
Love shall not
And Death shall have no Dominion.

Heard the song of the Poet
That died in the gutter
And its a hard
And its a hard rains a gonna fall ...

[Bob Dalek]

Just say the following and you'll be burning holiday cottages in no time

tidy like
nice shoes them boots
who's coat is that jacket on the floor
you reading that paper you sat on
I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I

simple really.

Or:

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

And you, my father, there on the sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

[OwlHoot]

-- Lembit Öpik

Oh goody, my first Polish lesson. So what's that in English?

[cupidstunt]

Just say the following and you'll be burning holiday cottages in no time

tidy like
nice shoes them boots
who's coat is that jacket on the floor
you reading that paper you sat on
I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I

simple really.

[Moscow Mule]

Just say the following and you'll be burning holiday cottages in no time

tidy like
nice shoes them boots
who's coat is that jacket on the floor
you reading that paper you sat on
I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I

simple really.

Don't just sit there standing, get a brush and do some hoovering.
If you tell me how many leeks are in the bag, I'll give you the pair of 'em.
See those two house on the 'ill, mine's the one in the middle!.

[DodgyAgent]

Are you suggesting that the Asian bird on the tube wants to sh*g a Polish bird ?


must go to touch myself

My favourite program on Sky is "the L word"

[EternalOptimist]

Anyone who wants to sh*g a Polish bird and wants to get ahead of the competition will do well to learn the language.

Are you suggesting that the Asian bird on the tube wants to sh*g a Polish bird ?


must go to touch myself

[swamp]

Learn Russian.

Much more useful than Polish, and it is also the key to the other slavic languages (such as Polish, Serbian).

Or you can just shout at them in Russian and they should understand. Well, the older ones will anyway

[TimberWolf]

Anyone who wants to sh*g a Polish bird and wants to get ahead of the competition will do well to learn the language.

-- Lembit Öpik

[DodgyAgent]

Anyone from Poland has the right to live and work in Britain.

Anyone who marries someone from Poland has the right to live and work in Britain.

Perhaps.

Anyone who wants to sh*g a Polish bird and wants to get ahead of the competition will do well to learn the language.

[Flashman]

Who the heck in their right minds would want to learn Polish, with all that diabolical spelling? I'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).

Anyone from Poland has the right to live and work in Britain.

Anyone who marries someone from Poland has the right to live and work in Britain.

Perhaps.

[Advocate]

Just say the following and you'll be burning holiday cottages in no time

tidy like
nice shoes them boots
who's coat is that jacket on the floor
you reading that paper you sat on
I went back to where I parked my bike and there it was, gone
I loves you I does, I buys you chips don't I

simple really.

[DodgyAgent]

Who the heck in their right minds would want to learn Polish, with all that diabolical spelling? I'd sooner try and learn Welsh (and get about as far).

Anyone looking for a safe haven for contract work in the next few years.