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Previously on "Kissed my first pay cheque. Does that make me evil?"
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I kissed a cheque to pay off my mortgage. twice in fact. will I get to do it for a 3rd time?
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One time I was so excited at being a rich contractor that I put £50 down me undies. Just to have sex with it.
Those 50 pound coins certainly added a bit of 'swing' to my step.
bored bored bored
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have made love on money before..
it was Laos kip, about 1,500,000 ish (around £100)..
crinkly
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Kissed my first pay cheque. Does that make me evil?
A few years ago when I received my first pay cheque as a "high earning" contractor I kissed it before taking it to the bank. Kissed it saying "thank you for admitting me into the world of high earning contracting".
It was only £540(for the week).
They say that the "love" of money is the source of all evil. Does this mean I am evil? Anyone else "made love" with money?Tags: None
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