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Previously on "Human species 'may split in two'"

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by SizeZero View Post
    It's a bit like a heaven and hell scenario - who wants to go to heaven when the angels all look like civil servants?
    Edit: Then again, who wants to go to hell where they'd all look like they come from Dewsbury?

    The Angels do not look like Civil Servants - well certainly the Archangels do not.

    As for Hell - A man dies and finds himself in Hell.

    Satan approaches him and asks him if he is settling in all right - to which he replies

    'Oh yes thanks - actually I rather like it here - I'm from Basingstoke'

    Alf's Guardian Angel
    Always told him
    What to read
    And where to go
    Next

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  • SizeZero
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    Originally posted by GreenerGrass View Post
    in the distant future you might have to stoop a bit in clubs, wear glasses and appear timid, to attract women in the first place.

    It's a bit like a heaven and hell scenario - who wants to go to heaven when the angels all look like civil servants?
    Edit: Then again, who wants to go to hell where they'd all look like they come from Dewsbury?

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    You mean I wouldn't have to beat them off with a stick any more
    to death

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by GreenerGrass View Post
    You should be OK, but in the distant future you might have to stoop a bit in clubs, wear glasses and appear timid, to attract women in the first place.
    You mean I wouldn't have to beat them off with a stick any more

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  • GreenerGrass
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I'm the aggressive rugged Alpha male macho type (although not a woman beater). gifted with intellect (and modesty) so I'm ok
    You should be OK, but in the distant future you might have to stoop a bit in clubs, wear glasses and appear timid, to attract women in the first place.

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  • Diver
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    I'm the aggressive rugged Alpha male macho type (although not a woman beater). gifted with intellect (and modesty) so I'm ok

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  • GreenerGrass
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    Originally posted by shoes View Post
    Attractive women will often choose the moronic knuckle dragging wife beater, for reasons that will baffle scientists for generations to come.

    For this reason these two collections of people will unfortunately remain intermingled. And worse, the smart segment will continue to be diluted by the dim. We've reached the top, this is as much as the human race will achieve.

    Idiocracy - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C1sE1E3z7jU

    This could be genetic, from Stone Age times when the physically stronger, more aggressive chap would prove to be the alpha male amongst a group, able to protect and provide for her and her child.

    However in the post-Western industrial collapse world we could see the opposite, most of the posters on here look more like the goblin-like creature and women will adapt to find the wealthy hobbit with rare IT skills, or chin-less civil servant with a job for life, as the new Alpha Male.

    Granted, this could take thousands of years of evolution, so don't hold your breath.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Doctor Curry, I like that. Fully supported by his research team, Prof TenPints and minsaKebab BA(hon)







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  • wc2
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    aka the Welsh.
    No no no...

    The English rugby team

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  • TheBigYinJames
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    HG Wells' 'The Time Machine' was about this. In the far future the effete evolve into The Eloi, stupid and beautiful, and the workers evolve into the Morlocks who live under ground and eat the Eloi.

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  • shoes
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Have you seen the chavs on the local council estate recently?
    Attractive women will often choose the moronic knuckle dragging wife beater, for reasons that will baffle scientists for generations to come.

    For this reason these two collections of people will unfortunately remain intermingled. And worse, the smart segment will continue to be diluted by the dim. We've reached the top, this is as much as the human race will achieve.

    Idiocracy - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=C1sE1E3z7jU

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  • TimberWolf
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    I think it's already happened. We have a species living amongst us today that is so different to us genetically that we are probably more closely related to apes than them. They are shorter, fatter, less intelligent and appear to have different interests and have a lack of map reading ability and breasts

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  • Manic
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    Quote "Further into the future, sexual selection - being choosy about one's partner - was likely to create more and more genetic inequality, said Dr Curry"

    So no beer in the year 3000 then??

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    aka the Welsh.
    Oy!!!

    I resemble that remark

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  • Alf W
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    and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures.
    aka the Welsh.

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