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Previously on "Celebrity strictly come dancing"

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    According to HolyMoly, two of the judges are sleeping together as well.

    So, which ones is it??
    who gives a tulip?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...
    My agent says he can make his 18". If he folds it in half.....

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  • cupidstunt
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    They would be rather disappointed with the reality though eh?
    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    WTF are you doing posting on here with that kind of asset?

    You should be out making 'movie' stars squeal.

    What recession eh?
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...
    Jealousy, am used to dealing with it

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...
    He'd need to be driving a big, powerful, red car as well. Just to be really convincing.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
    I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.

    With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
    I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.
    WTF are you doing posting on here with that kind of asset?

    You should be out making 'movie' stars squeal.

    What recession eh?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
    I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.
    They would be rather disappointed with the reality though eh?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
    I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.
    THat being the thickness of your wallet?

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  • cupidstunt
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Being able to waltz is a boon for attracting ladies with a little class.
    I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    I like "Strictly". I appreciate the effort required to learn to dance and the dancing is interesting to watch.
    I do not like the gossipy nature of the show and get upset with the trendy camera angles and cuts. We are supposed to be watching the bloody dancing.

    It seems to me that most of you have no idea how hard dancing properly is. I assume you never go to functions where proper dancing is required?
    Being able to waltz is a boon for attracting ladies with a little class.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    "Hole in the Wall" (BBC1 Saturdays) could be good for celebrity camel-toe if they get any decent females on.
    I was astonished that someone at the BBC thought this was a good idea, the only way this tripe could be made watchable would be to replace the polystyrene wall with something far more dangerous like concrete or superheated steel and make it travel at 60mph, also they need to put acid in the splash pool.

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  • TimberWolf
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    "Hole in the Wall" (BBC1 Saturdays) could be good for celebrity camel-toe if they get any decent females on.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Mega City One
    Chief Judge Silver and Chief Judge Fargo ??

    OMG..that's got to be at least life on Titan, surely ?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
    Crown Court or Old Bailey ?
    Mega City One

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  • Board Game Geek
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    According to HolyMoly, two of the judges are sleeping together as well.
    Crown Court or Old Bailey ?

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