Who said anything about a conspiracy theory?
What you quoted was an opinion of Vasari - Lenny himself never said who the painting was of, and nobody has ever come up with a definate identification of who Mona Lisa was.
Unless you've been borrowing Threaded's time machine and have spoken to the man himself, nobody knows who she really is - if she is indeed a she and not an androgynous self portrait as some others believe.
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Let's never allow a nice simple explanation get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.
According to Vasari, the subject is a young Florentine woman, Monna (or Mona) Lisa, who in 1495 married the well-known figure, Francesco del Giocondo, and thus came to be known as "La Gioconda''
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It rests on a lot more than what they found beneath the Last Supper.
That Mona Lisa bird, was she a bird or bloke, or both? And the name - Mona Lisa, a reference perhaps to the ancient gods Amon and Isis? Bloke and Bird?
There's X-Rays being taken of many of Lenny's paintings, and earlier editions on the same canvas show a lot more than the watered down versions we see today.
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Originally posted by Lucifer BoxHere you go, here's a nice one by Titian of Mary Magdalene getting them out for the boys.
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Here you go, here's a nice one by Titian of Mary Magdalene getting them out for the boys.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI must say I am amazed that nobody has posted "alternative" images yet!
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I must say I am amazed that nobody has posted "alternative" images yet!
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Where is Chico when you need him - the whole of the Christian faith hangs in the balance here - wass Mary mags the wife of Jesus ? Did she have his child ? Does the bloodline continue to this day ? Is Shane sh*gging Gabby from nextdoor ? and will Madge and Harold reunite for another christmas hit ?
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Lenny had a habit of making jokes and puzzles. He's probably laughing from his cloud and harp: "woo hoo hooked another one"
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Looks like a woman with a dirty old man to the left about to fondle her boobs.
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Looks like a woman to me, particularly considering the demure posture.
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Bird or Bloke ?
The fate of the Christian Church hangs on a simple Bird or Bloke question.
Just ask Chico.
Who better to answer this question than the assorted sexual deviants on this board.
So I ask you, has Lenny painted a Bird or a Bloke here, is it Mary Mags, or Jonny Depp?
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