Reply to: Things to do at work

[Spacecadet]

...any suggestions?

I'm rather bored today.

create amusing thread titles that parody other, legitimate threads

It is the CUK way after all

[Pingu]

Lunchtime Menu

In soho I imagine you can get a double blow burger, hold the mayo

[El_Diablo]

(Well, someone's got to...)

Marsham Street?

[ThomasSoerensen]

Go home for lunch and get a bj thrown in

Highly recommended

which curry house has that on the menu?

[Jog On]

Go home for lunch and get a bj thrown in

Highly recommended

[swamp]

Who do you work for, Satan?

(Well, someone's got to...)

[voodooflux]

Who do you work for, Satan?

It's worse that that: The Home Office.

[snaw]

My project will still be here when people are burning newspapers to keep warm and eating fish from the river Thames...

Who do you work for, Satan?

[swamp]

The whole World's fallen apart. Do you think your crappy project matters now?

My project will still be here when people are burning newspapers to keep warm and eating fish from the river Thames...

[DimPrawn]

I'm indispensable. They can't sack me, the project would fall apart.

The whole World's fallen apart. Do you think your crappy project matters now?

[swamp]

Update your CV. You won't be at work much longer

I'm indispensable. They can't sack me, the project would fall apart.

[HeliCraig]

Update your CV. You won't be at work much longer.

I did this this morning. Now trying to work up the courage to use it... I have been verbally offered a years extension - but can't tolerate the joint on a day to day basis at the moment. Not like me, I have never been like this before; but after 18 months here I think it could be time to move on!!

[DS23]

daydream about magnificent sex.

[DS23]

enter tpd and see how long it takes to come out.

[DS23]

go and hurl abuse at the nearest vending machine and see how long it takes for someone to walk past you and use it.