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BrilloPad replied

14 October 2008, 12:50
Originally posted by tay View Post

You guys are the Keystone Cops of insults. The Ginger Ninja (he has a girlie you know) and the Davie ... what a deadly duo

poor Tay! I do feel sorry for you!
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daviejones replied

14 October 2008, 12:39
Originally posted by tay View Post

You guys are the Keystone Cops of insults. The Ginger Ninja (he has a girlie you know) and the Davie ... what a deadly duo

Yeah, but you are harmless...
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Moscow Mule replied

14 October 2008, 11:07
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Do you mean Chalfonts? If so no. Dangleberries are winnets. (Those little bits of tulip tangled in the hairs of your arse that winnet come off).

I thought Chalfonts were arse-grapes?
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 October 2008, 10:58
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Aren't they the same as "Emma's"?

Do you mean Chalfonts? If so no. Dangleberries are winnets. (Those little bits of tulip tangled in the hairs of your arse that winnet come off).
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tay replied

14 October 2008, 10:57
You guys are the Keystone Cops of insults. The Ginger Ninja (he has a girlie you know) and the Davie ... what a deadly duo
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Churchill replied

14 October 2008, 10:54
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Dangleberries, you mean.

Aren't they the same as "Emma's"?
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Old Greg replied

14 October 2008, 10:53
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I was referring to little pieces of sh!t that cling to the hairs on your arse!

Dangleberries, you mean.
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daviejones replied

14 October 2008, 10:42
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I was referring to little pieces of sh!t that cling to the hairs on your arse!

So was I...
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Churchill replied

14 October 2008, 10:20
Originally posted by daviejones View Post

Wouldn't cling-ons reject him?

I was referring to little pieces of sh!t that cling to the hairs on your arse!
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daviejones replied

14 October 2008, 10:16
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Hth

Wouldn't cling-ons reject him?
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Churchill replied

14 October 2008, 10:12
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post

So whose hairy arsed cling-on are you Tay?

Hth
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Moscow Mule replied

14 October 2008, 09:54
Originally posted by tay View Post

Yes you are indeed a self made man......

So who's fluffy bundle of lint are you Tay?
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tay replied

14 October 2008, 09:53
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Oi! I am nobody's puppet! I manage to be this stupid and annoying all by myself.

Yes you are indeed a self made man......
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daviejones replied

14 October 2008, 09:38
It is just me and Spartacus here...and I am him and he is me!
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DiscoStu replied

14 October 2008, 09:31
I thought all posts came from Zeity's alien collective.
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