Time for a drastic cut

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Stan.goodvibes replied

9 October 2008, 20:50
Interesting....

I've been thinking about getting it reduced for some time now, down to a more manageable 9-10"
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OwlHoot replied

9 October 2008, 15:52
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I knew a woman who had so many face lifts she had a beard........ and what looked like a bullet hole in her forehead.

and each time she blinked she hitched up the back of her knickers ..
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The Lone Gunman replied

9 October 2008, 15:48
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Maybe a beard would go well with my boob job.

I knew a woman who had so many face lifts she had a beard........ and what looked like a bullet hole in her forehead.
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basshead replied

9 October 2008, 15:47
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Maybe a beard would go well with my boob job.

I think you need to get the mangina sorted out first.
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Old Greg replied

9 October 2008, 15:45
Originally posted by VectraMan View Post

Maybe a boob job would go well with my beard.

Food for thought.

Maybe a beard would go well with my boob job.
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DiscoStu replied

9 October 2008, 15:06
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Can I help it if my balls can be squuezed into a number of conversations?

Don't squeeze them too hard, it can't be good for their elasticity.
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Xenophon replied

9 October 2008, 14:57
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

See ..... obsessed!

Can I help it if my balls can be squuezed into a number of conversations?
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cailin maith replied

9 October 2008, 14:55
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Boy even.

I'm getting a tuck job on my balls.

See ..... obsessed!
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HairyArsedBloke replied

9 October 2008, 14:55
Mmmmmmmmmm.

Maybe I should do something.
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Xenophon replied

9 October 2008, 14:55
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post

They'll swing any interview for you.

IGMC.

I like it.
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voodooflux replied

9 October 2008, 14:54
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I'm getting a tuck job on my balls.

They'll swing any interview for you.

IGMC.
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VectraMan replied

9 October 2008, 14:53
Maybe a boob job would go well with my beard.

Food for thought.
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Xenophon replied

9 October 2008, 14:52
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl

Boy even.

I'm getting a tuck job on my balls.
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zara_backdog started a topic Time for a drastic cut

9 October 2008, 14:48
Time for a drastic cut

Ok – just come back from lunch with a group of ex-colleagues (all contractors) from a previous contract.

The test manager who is a couple of years older then me, but has been contracting for 20 years, has taken some drastic action which she felt has helped her finding a role.

Not only has she streamlined her past experience on her CV, she has had plastic surgery (boob-job and face lift) – I must admit it has taken about ten years off her.

Now I know I said I would take a 'cut' to secure a decent role but I don’t think I will take it that far
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