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Previously on "What are we allowed/not allowed to say?"

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Why can't we say the L word?

    Or are we just not allowed to refer to any former members, like ** *****, ***_*****, ***, or even *****?

    I'm confused.
    They won't let me play you this song on the radio,
    They won't let me play this new ***** song.
    etc.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Why can't we say the L word?

    Or are we just not allowed to refer to any former members, like ** *****, ***_*****, ***, or even *****?

    I'm confused.

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  • aceboy
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    Well all I can see is a few links to some c list celeb. I still don't get it.....I bet is is some cliquey lets have petty dig at some one

    Lucky for me I don't give a flying....

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  • Money Money Money
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    Brad Pits!!! = Cracking!

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  • Platypus
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    On the list of 138, only the town in Surrey is filtered.

    Heck! Even more here

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post


    PRC1964 is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
    Ha ha, thank you. I like the way that the swear filter makes it through to Google, but yet the map is still correct.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    NSFW

    HTH

    Volvos? Square, solid and with the lights on?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Oh, and for Aceboy, this may help explain the N word: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...,0.011373&z=17


    PRC1964 is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    we need to find a new word that we are not allowed to write.
    NSFW

    HTH

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  • DS23
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    we need to find a new word that we are not allowed to write.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    Oh how ridiculous!

    There is a company called it anyway for heaven's sake, here
    Do they make pillows?

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  • Platypus
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    Oh how ridiculous!

    There is a company called it anyway for heaven's sake, here

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  • wobbegong
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    You know you spend too much time on CUK when . . .

    You laugh out loud in the middle of Tescos at their "Tulip" brand minced beef.

    I got some strange looks, I can tell you.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
    Well, it's really getting a bit silly isn't it?
    Wikipedia:
    Nork is a residential area of the borough of Reigate and Banstead in Surrey, England. It is located between Banstead and Epsom Downs. The main road through the area from north to south-west is Nork Way, along which a parade of shops is located at the northern end.

    The buildings in the area are predominantly of inter-war features, and are similar to those of nearby Tattenham Corner.

    Transport
    Banstead railway station is in the Nork area of Banstead. Although Epsom Downs railway station is closer.

    Local inhabitants
    * F. E. Colman, managing director of Colman's mustard manufacturers, bought Nork House in 1890 and lived there with his family until 1923. The remains of the house are visible in Nork Park, now a public recreation area.
    * The comedian David Walliams grew up in Nork and was a lifeguard at Banstead Sports Centre.



    So, what are residents of Nork called, I wonder? Norkians perhaps.

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  • PRC1964
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    For those who still haven't worked out what the L word is ...

    Picture yourself in a boat on a river
    With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
    Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
    A girl with kaleidoscope eyes

    Cellophane flowers of yellow and green
    Towering over your head
    Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
    And she's gone

    L*** in the sky with diamonds
    L*** in the sky with diamonds
    L*** in the sky with diamonds
    Aaaaahhhhh...
    Oh, and for Aceboy, this may help explain the N word: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...,0.011373&z=17

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