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Previously on "The Ten Commandments"

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  • Jabberwocky
    replied
    Originally posted by Francko
    Did you mean SPIT IT OUT?
    Whatever makes the man happy, generally I prefer to see a woman swallow her pride.

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
    SandyDown is a little quiet at the moment...
    sorry mate, had a huge process document to write up today ... just finished it now...

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by Jabberwocky
    Yes, another woman saved. Yes I tell you. Stop what you are doing now and SHOUT IT OUT.
    Heh if all women went for chastity then who would you use for a one nigght stand?? If a man is not married and he has an urge then I think this may lead to men being interested in each other or even sheeps to get the satisfaction that they want... now we don't want that to happen do we ??

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  • Francko
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    Originally posted by Jabberwocky
    Yes, another woman saved. Yes I tell you. Stop what you are doing now and SHOUT IT OUT.
    Did you mean SPIT IT OUT?

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
    SandyDown is a little quiet at the moment...
    Taking time off for the op perhaps?

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
    Oh JabberGod you are SO right and how come I have never seen the light before!! Thank you for redirecting me into the right tracks
    SandyDown is a little quiet at the moment...

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  • Jabberwocky
    replied
    Originally posted by Rebecca Loos
    Oh JabberGod you are SO right and how come I have never seen the light before!! Thank you for redirecting me into the right tracks
    Yes, another woman saved. Yes I tell you. Stop what you are doing now and SHOUT IT OUT.

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  • Rebecca Loos
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    Oh JabberGod you are SO right and how come I have never seen the light before!! Thank you for redirecting me into the right tracks

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  • Jabberwocky
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    >A woman asking "Am I good? Am I satisfied?" is extremely selfish. The less >women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the >more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going >to be.

    It is just so true. Read it out loud. Shout it out now. You know it makes sense. It is the absolute truth.

    Centuries from now people will see the majesty of these words. They will build great big pink chiffon tents and worship in an orgy of mutual pleasuring.

    Oh praise be to Bar-Bar-Ra-Ra. Amen.

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    Originally posted by WageSlave
    Sounds good to me. Where can I buy such a wife?
    Try your local WRVS or Oxfam Shop.

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  • WageSlave
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    Sounds good to me. Where can I buy such a wife?

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  • The Late, Great JC
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    She was a bit of a goer when she was young, just ask Threaded.

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  • Jabberwocky
    started a topic The Ten Commandments

    The Ten Commandments

    ... according to Barbara Cartland.

    A historical romance is the only kind of book where chastity really counts.

    A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to know any more than what her husband is prepared to teach her. If she gets married knowing far too much about what she wants and doesn't want then she will be ready to find fault with her husband.

    A woman asking "Am I good? Am I satisfied?" is extremely selfish. The less women fuss about themselves, the less they talk to other women, the more they try to please their husbands, the happier the marriage is going to be.

    A woman should say: "Have I made him happy? Is he satisfied? Does he love me more than he loved me before? Is he likely to go to bed with another woman?" If he does, then it's the wife's fault because she is not trying to make him happy.

    As long as the plots keep arriving from outer space, I'll go on with my virgins.

    Every man has been brought up with the idea that decent women don't pop in and out of bed; he has always been told by his mother that "nice girls don't." He finds, of course, when he gets older that this may be untrue - but only in a certain section of society.

    I have always found women difficult. I don't really understand them. To begin with, few women tell the truth.

    I was shown round Tutankhamun's tomb in the 1920s. I saw all this wonderful pink on the walls and the artefacts. I was so impressed that I vowed to wear it for the rest of my life.

    The great majority of people in England and America are modest, decent and pure-minded and the amount of virgins in the world today is stupendous.

    The right diet directs sexual energy into the parts that matter.

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