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Previously on "Are you awake? Really awake?"
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I was awake, but after a two hour planning meeting I'm now in a catatonic trance.
Could someone hold a coffee pot under my nose, so I'll wake up and smell the coffee?
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostPoll is broken, options cross over. i.e what if I wake up at 6am, there is more than one choice.
p.s. I wake up more like 12PM, f**k 6am I'm a contractor lol
another poll with over lapping options!
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From the title of this thread, I thought it would be a clever philosophical debate about life and the universe.
How disappointing..
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostNot good enough you swine. Now I've offended nobody in my home office, thanks.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSorry, should have put the NSFW disclaimer there.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostNSFW btw everyone.
LR here we come...
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Postprententious cheese muncle
Top marks for innovative insults. Deduct a point for atrocious spelling.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostWe've got you pegged, CFK.
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