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Previously on "Are you awake? Really awake?"
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I was awake, but after a two hour planning meeting I'm now in a catatonic trance.
Could someone hold a coffee pot under my nose, so I'll wake up and smell the coffee?
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...aily-rate.htmlOriginally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostPoll is broken, options cross over. i.e what if I wake up at 6am, there is more than one choice.
p.s. I wake up more like 12PM, f**k 6am I'm a contractor lol
another poll with over lapping options!
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From the title of this thread, I thought it would be a clever philosophical debate about life and the universe.
How disappointing..
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostNot good enough you swine. Now I've offended nobody in my home office, thanks.
The home office is certainly the best place for you.
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Not good enough you swine. Now I've offended nobody in my home office, thanks.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSorry, should have put the NSFW disclaimer there.
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Sorry, should have put the NSFW disclaimer there.Originally posted by realityhack View PostNSFW btw everyone.
LR here we come...
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Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Postprententious cheese muncle
Top marks for innovative insults. Deduct a point for atrocious spelling.
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What are you harping on about now you prententious cheese muncle?Originally posted by realityhack View PostWe've got you pegged, CFK.
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