I've just realised something.
Lizzy Bardsley is Catherine Tate in a fat-suit, and is actually one of her comedy creations. Except that some people took it too seriously.
Don't believe me? Look at the photo again (if you can stomach it).
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Previously on "Swamp Donkey Strikes Again"
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Originally posted by threadedOh my, that was uncalled for.
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Originally posted by WageSlave
Great Stuff WS! Beats Crucifiction hands down or is it hands up?
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Originally posted by threadedWageSlave, not done it for less since the last century.
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Originally posted by WageSlaveJesus, how many bods out there in contractor land have/had one of those???
WS in 'missing the fecking gravy train' mode.
BTW, if Threaded pipes up, he's bulltulipting again.
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Originally posted by wendigo100Sounds good. Will it be your first £1000-a-day contract?
WS in 'missing the fecking gravy train' mode.
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"Sounds good. Will it be your first £1000-a-day contract?"
I wish, but it is at least £40 per day more than here and commutable.
"I don't suppose you are going to Que Pasa on Friday, are you?"
No I'll be heading back oop north
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This reality-tv whore sounds like my sister! I almost pity her husband, except he deserves her.
We are chalk and cheese...
and that's an understatement.
The UK is sadly full of people like this (sigh!).
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Sounds good. Will it be your first £1000-a-day contract?
I don't suppose you are going to Que Pasa on Friday, are you?
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Nearly - 56355, although spoke to somebody on Monday which could mean that my escape is somewhat sooner. Better money, closer to home, just a shame it would be deep in scouse land. The extra money would have to pay for new wheels on a daily basis!
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