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dazza12 replied

8 September 2005, 14:27
I've just realised something.

Lizzy Bardsley is Catherine Tate in a fat-suit, and is actually one of her comedy creations. Except that some people took it too seriously.

Don't believe me? Look at the photo again (if you can stomach it).
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Lucifer Box replied

7 September 2005, 22:07
Originally posted by threaded

Oh my, that was uncalled for.

Look on the bright side, at least I didn't find any of those topless shots she did.
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threaded replied

7 September 2005, 17:34
Oh my, that was uncalled for.
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Lucifer Box replied

7 September 2005, 17:03
Just to remind us what this thread is about.
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WageSlave replied

7 September 2005, 14:19
Originally posted by The Late, Great JC

Great Stuff WS! Beats Crucifiction hands down or is it hands up?

If you liked that, you'll love the cricket
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The Late, Great JC replied

7 September 2005, 12:53
Originally posted by WageSlave

Never mind. Play some golf, it's good for the soul and Ron Atkinson.

Golf

Great Stuff WS! Beats Crucifiction hands down or is it hands up?
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WageSlave replied

7 September 2005, 12:35
Never mind. Play some golf, it's good for the soul and Ron Atkinson.

Golf
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The Late, Great JC replied

7 September 2005, 11:17
Originally posted by threaded

WageSlave, not done it for less since the last century.

See what I mean...?
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threaded replied

7 September 2005, 11:05
WageSlave, not done it for less since the last century.
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The Late, Great JC replied

7 September 2005, 10:56
Originally posted by WageSlave

Jesus, how many bods out there in contractor land have/had one of those???

WS in 'missing the fecking gravy train' mode.

WS, I'll have to get back to you on that one.

BTW, if Threaded pipes up, he's bulltulipting again.
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WageSlave replied

7 September 2005, 10:44
Originally posted by wendigo100

Sounds good. Will it be your first £1000-a-day contract?

Jesus, how many bods out there in contractor land have/had one of those???

WS in 'missing the fecking gravy train' mode.
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BoredBloke replied

7 September 2005, 10:17
"Sounds good. Will it be your first £1000-a-day contract?"

I wish, but it is at least £40 per day more than here and commutable.

"I don't suppose you are going to Que Pasa on Friday, are you?"

No I'll be heading back oop north
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TwoWolves replied

7 September 2005, 10:14
This reality-tv whore sounds like my sister! I almost pity her husband, except he deserves her.

We are chalk and cheese...

and that's an understatement.

The UK is sadly full of people like this (sigh!).
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wendigo100 replied

7 September 2005, 10:01
Sounds good. Will it be your first £1000-a-day contract?

I don't suppose you are going to Que Pasa on Friday, are you?
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BoredBloke replied

7 September 2005, 09:46
Nearly - 56355, although spoke to somebody on Monday which could mean that my escape is somewhat sooner. Better money, closer to home, just a shame it would be deep in scouse land. The extra money would have to pay for new wheels on a daily basis!
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