Credit crunch Japanese style...

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DiscoStu replied

3 October 2008, 11:42
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

you guys...

Made my office laugh
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NiceUpNorth replied

3 October 2008, 11:11
I like it!!!
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scooterscot replied

3 October 2008, 11:08
you guys...
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Spacecadet replied

3 October 2008, 11:00
Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post

So where did you copy it from?

The world and his dog

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e+Search&meta=
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El_Diablo replied

3 October 2008, 10:39
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
The run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone
Belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its
branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and
Will likely go for a song, while today shares in the Kamikaze Bank were
Suspended after they nose-dived.

While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, the
Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the
black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts
Report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it
Is feared that staff may get a raw deal.

So where did you copy it from?
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Xenophon replied

3 October 2008, 10:36
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

I don't - I think its alarming the way all these Japanese banks are going bust
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OwlHoot replied

3 October 2008, 10:22
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I see what you've done there.

I don't - I think its alarming the way all these Japanese banks are going bust
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Xenophon replied

3 October 2008, 08:56
I see what you've done there.
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scooterscot started a topic Credit crunch Japanese style...

2 October 2008, 22:40
Credit crunch Japanese style...

Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and
The run on Northern Rock in the UK , uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days the Origami Bank has folded, the Sumo Bank has gone
Belly up and the Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its
branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that the Karaoke Bank is up for sale and
Will likely go for a song, while today shares in the Kamikaze Bank were
Suspended after they nose-dived.

While the Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, the
Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the
black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at the Karate Bank got the chop and analysts
Report that there is something fishy going on at the Sushi Bank where it
Is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
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