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KN for me please.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostLoving the abbreviations for the indian food dishes.
I like a nice, hot, CTV with PR and a side order of DS. Oh, and a NB, naturally.

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Loving the abbreviations for the indian food dishes.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostSome feedback:
. I wasn't on my own, I was with a friend.
. I didn't leave my LTM, I managed to struggle through.
. How do you think my wife took me telling her I didn't love her? Not very well, and no we didn't have incredible sex afterwards.
. I don't look like a serial rapist, at least I don't think so.
. I didn't mention CTM, so that's definitely
HTH
Moose
I like a nice, hot, CTV with PR and a side order of DS. Oh, and a NB, naturally.
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Some feedback:
. I wasn't on my own, I was with a friend.
. I didn't leave my LTM, I managed to struggle through.
. How do you think my wife took me telling her I didn't love her? Not very well, and no we didn't have incredible sex afterwards.
. I don't look like a serial rapist, at least I don't think so.
. I didn't mention CTM, so that's definitely
HTH
Moose
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Originally posted by Chugnut View PostPhew! This deodorant really isn't cutting it. I'm starting to reek as much as the boss.
The buffoon was in with his wife last night, too. She's doesn't say no to the occasional Meat Shazlik either, I can tell you! The suspension on that Aygo is definitely on the way out...
I reckon he's going to sell the place soon. Fancies himself as a day trader.
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Phew! This deodorant really isn't cutting it. I'm starting to reek as much as the boss.
The buffoon was in with his wife last night, too. She's doesn't say no to the occasional Meat Shazlik either, I can tell you! The suspension on that Aygo is definitely on the way out...
I reckon he's going to sell the place soon. Fancies himself as a day trader.
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Think I'm going to sell one of my restaurants, the Raj.
Turns out one of my waiters (weird looking fellow with a hygiene problem) is having an affair with some ugly obese munter of a wife.
She always comes in and has a row with her husband who looks like he's just passed an audition for Dumb and Dumber.
Then there's this guy who looks like a serial rapist who comes in alone, always has a lamb (yeah right
) tikka masala and stares at everyone else.
The other punters all seem to be incontinent.
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