The Green Crunch Xmas proposal

[Bagpuss]

Haven't you heard of ALDI?

No but I've heard of DALI

[Diver]

Diver isn't a Christian, he just wants top keep the fun in fundamentalism.

igmc

I thought it was pretty good actually.



We intellectuals should stick together

[TimberWolf]

Diver isn't a Christian, he just wants top keep the fun in fundamentalism.

igmc

[Diver]

You zealot!

Do you think!?

Bombing campaign next then

[wobbegong]

Christmas

and **** anybody that thinks it should be changed., The pc ********


I am really looking forward to watching my two little granddaughters opening their prezzies on Christmas morning.


That's "Christmas" by the way

You zealot!

[HairyArsedBloke]

Bells on Bob's tail ring

[Diver]

Actually, I think you'll find it's called the "Holidays" now.

Lest we offend . . .

Christmas

and **** anybody that thinks it should be changed., The pc ********


I am really looking forward to watching my two little granddaughters opening their prezzies on Christmas morning.


That's "Christmas" by the way

[TimberWolf]

Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming

Looking at the evidence presented it appears that the guy riding with Fanny did too...in all likelihood she got laid the Eskimo way in Winter Wonderland.

[wobbegong]

Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming

Actually, I think you'll find it's called the "Holidays" now.

Lest we offend . . .

[DiscoStu]

Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming

I hate Christmas

Ebeneezer Stu

[Diver]

Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse was lean and lank
Misfortune seemed his lot
We got into a drifted bank
And then we got upsot

Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh yeah

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh



Hooray!!!! Christmas is coming

[Bob Dalek]

Haven't you heard of ALDI?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Sooner or later even altough its only October, somebody who ought to have a stake of holly driven through their heart , starts to enthuse over the fact Xmas is not that far away now etc etc

You've read it before I'm sure.

However I believe The Pruffock Social Obvervatory has now the perfect remedy to pre-empt this nonsense.

In order to escape the whole ghastly business of shopping, crap gifts stress etc this year tell people you are having a Green Crunched Christmas which means

1 Green - No trips to shops as just think of the environmental damage done via all that trasportation and production of what is essentially tat.

2 Crunched - What with the credit crunch we are saving our readies for an uncertain future rahter than waste it on presents etc etc

3 Green - No Xmas tree lights - think of the environment

4 Green/ Crunched - no visits to tiresome relatives - think of the environmental and monetary costs - they are always welcome to cycle to your house of course.

4 Green No Xmas cards - think of the environmental damage ...

...I think you start to get the picture.