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Also opening line from Keifer Sutherland in Flatliners...

[The Late, Great JC]

There's more sense in my 1967 Eagle Annual than the bib... Wait a minute!!!!

[Dundeegeorge]

[QUOTE=Jabberwocky] There is more sense in a Barbara Cartland novel than in the Bible.

QUOTE]
Hang on, there are limits, even for a moron such as yourself JumboJelly.
Perhaps you should have chosen

There is more sense in the Quran than in the bible

OR

There is more sense in the Torah than in the bible

OR

There is more sense in the Baghvad Gita than in the bible

etc.

[Jabberwocky]

Only if you don't tell my Dad!




Ermmm, "The Bible Tells Him So"!

LGJC - In "Cue for a song" mode!

But the bible is a fake, it was written by men to fool the gullible. There is more sense in a Barbara Cartland novel than in the Bible.

Please join the devil worshippers - I will throw in a free trident - comes in very handy on the barbeque, and for mopping up Christians.

[The Late, Great JC]

No, no I am the devil you know. Really I am. Worshipping me involves dancing around a naked virgin in a forest at the crack of dawn. Any takers ?

Only if you don't tell my Dad!

Chico, how do you know devil worship is all bad unless you try it ?

Ermmm, "The Bible Tells Him So"!

LGJC - In "Cue for a song" mode!

[Jabberwocky]

No, no I am the devil you know. Really I am. Worshipping me involves dancing around a naked virgin in a forest at the crack of dawn. Any takers ?


Chico, how do you know devil worship is all bad unless you try it ?

[EternalOptimist]

I can prove I am right by using logic

[The Late, Great JC]

JC
Its ok for us to blame the Church beacause we dont buy the fairy tale but Chico will blame Satan. When will God take the rap for anything.

Anyone in IT that sets up a regime/system then blames everyone but himself when it goes t1ts up deserves the sack. When will Chico sack God?

What's God done? It's when certain people interpret the ideals of a "God" to manipulate their fellow men that causes the problem.

"God" as a "Bogey Man" concept was all well and good in the past as this ideal was never challenged or if it was the challenger was put to rest at the end of a sword or burnt at the stake in double quick fashion.

[EternalOptimist]

JC
Its ok for us to blame the Church beacause we dont buy the fairy tale but Chico will blame Satan. When will God take the rap for anything.

Anyone in IT that sets up a regime/system then blames everyone but himself when it goes t1ts up deserves the sack. When will Chico sack God ?

[The Late, Great JC]

Sorry for getting you excited Chico but I dont believe in either.

I was just reading about the childrens crusade in 1212 when thousands upon thousands of deluded kids marched across Europe in the belief that God wanted them to capture Jerusalem. They ended up being sold into slavery, dying of hunger, sodomised and otherwise being treated with extreme cruely.

nice one God

Blame the evil bastards in charge of the Church at the time!

[EternalOptimist]

Sorry for getting you excited Chico but I dont believe in either.

I was just reading about the childrens crusade in 1212 when thousands upon thousands of deluded kids marched across Europe in the belief that God wanted them to capture Jerusalem. They ended up being sold into slavery, dying of hunger, sodomised and otherwise being treated with extreme cruely.

nice one God

[Lucifer Box]

Is Chico seriously suggesting that satan is posting here.

No, no, nothing to see here, move along quietly please.

[The Late, Great JC]

Is Eternal Optimist seriously suggesting that satan exists?

Is Chico seriously suggesting that God exists?

[Chico]

Is Eternal Optimist seriously suggesting that satan exists?

[EternalOptimist]

Is Chico seriously suggesting that satan is posting here.