Reply to: Toilet Signs not Inclusive Enough

[HairyArsedBloke]

Heren and Damen. Read as Her one and Da men.

[Spacecadet]

It made it to the BBC
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/7643175.stm

Almost pissed my self laughing

Reporter: Isn't this political correctness gone mad?
Student Welfare Bint: I think "political correctness gone mad" is itself an unpolitically correct term
R: Why?
Bint: Because using the term mad in a derogatory fashion is..erm... disabalist in itself

[PRC1964]

Some people are XXY or XYY. Also, some XYs have female parts (due to an inability to repond to male growth hormone in the womb).

Well they can go behind the bushes then.

[OwlHoot]

XX and XY should be clear enough. You can't change that no matter how many bits you have lopped off/grafted on.

Some people are XXY or XYY. Also, some XYs have female parts (due to an inability to repond to male growth hormone in the womb).

[PRC1964]

XX and XY should be clear enough. You can't change that no matter how many bits you have lopped off/grafted on.

[Spacecadet]

Heren and Damen. Read as Her one and Da men.

Thanks, only 20 years too late!

And I do actually know that bit of German now (its the same in dutch)

[The Lone Gunman]

I went to some toilets in a ski resort in Austria when I was 13
Signs were in German - a Language I didn't (and still don't know)

I had to take a guess

Heren and Damen. Read as Her one and Da men.

[Spacecadet]

Went to a bar in West Wales a few years back, and the toilets were signed HOLES & POLES

I went to some toilets in a ski resort in Austria when I was 13
Signs were in German - a Language I didn't (and still don't know)

I had to take a guess

[Diver]

Went to a bar in West Wales a few years back, and the toilets were signed HOLES & POLES

[Churchill]

One in Milton Keynes had "Hogs" and "Sows". I guess not many muslims drank in that one.

The signs on the bog doors of a certain establishment in Manchester are written in Oirish!

Now that is f**king confusing!
(Gentlemen, take the door on the left...)

[OwlHoot]

A pub in Spain had "Slappers" and "Winkers" on the door.

One in Milton Keynes had "Hogs" and "Sows". I guess not many muslims drank in that one.

[King Cnvt]

A pub in Spain had "Slappers" and "Winkers" on the door.

[Moscow Mule]

What about special ones for people with "two willies"
one at the front and one up the ..... i'll get my coat

Or those suffering from Diphallic Terrata?

(if you had the original version of trivial pursuit or speak latin you'll know what I'm on about)

[DodgyAgent]

Why not just simplify it:





There, can't confuse those trans-gender types with that now can we?

What about special ones for people with "two willies"
one at the front and one up the ..... i'll get my coat

[Incognito]

what about those without who want and vice versa?

Okay, 'With Willy'; 'Without Willy' and 'Hampstead Heath gents' for those who want willy.