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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    You did not like the use of petals though I vaguely remember
    I thought petals referred to another part of the female anatomy

    Could we have a reverse dictionary please.

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  • ferret
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    As a large norked lady, I have to say I object to this banning.

    Large norks are no more offensive than small norks, and it is completely norkist to even notice the difference in this professional environment.
    You did not like the use of teets though I vaguely remember

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    As a resident of Nork I take great offence to people sniggering when I tell them my address.

    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...5&z=16&iwloc=A
    Do you live on "Yew Tree Bottom Road" or on "Nork Rise"?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    As a large norked lady, I have to say I object to this banning.

    Large norks are no more offensive than small norks, and it is completely norkist to even notice the difference in this professional environment.
    WhatTheLargeNorkedNorthenBintSaid!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    As a resident of Nork I take great offence to people sniggering when I tell them my address.

    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...5&z=16&iwloc=A

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    As a large norked lady, I have to say I object to this banning.

    Large norks are no more offensive than small norks, and it is completely norkist to even notice the difference in this professional environment.
    Maybe ferret belioeves that anything more than a mouthful is a waste?

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  • PRC1964
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    As a resident of Nork I take great offence to people sniggering when I tell them my address.

    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl...5&z=16&iwloc=A

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I'd imagine the complaint went along the lines of: -

    **** off (with all this nork talk).

    Seriously.
    Thats what I thought....

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    As a large norked lady, I have to say I object to this banning.

    Large norks are no more offensive than small norks, and it is completely norkist to even notice the difference in this professional environment.
    WSS -

    I particularly like her use of the word norkist

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Who complained?
    I'd imagine the complaint went along the lines of: -

    **** off (with all this nork talk).

    Seriously.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    What size 'n word' gets a ban?

    I've seen small n**** written without a problem, so how big do n**** have to be before they are deemed offensive?
    As a large norked lady, I have to say I object to this banning.

    Large norks are no more offensive than small norks, and it is completely norkist to even notice the difference in this professional environment.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Bring back the only millionaire from swindon
    WHS!

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  • Andy2
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    Bring back the only millionaire from swindon

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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Long story. But was offensive to some wimmin so the word was banned. Most people know not to use it. You were not banned as you obviously did not know. So don't do it again
    Understood. I thought they were taking the piss and he'd said the N word that rhymes with Jigger and that didn't seem DP's style. N**ks though, still surprising.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Long story. But was offensive to some wimmin so the word was banned. Most people know not to use it. You were not banned as you obviously did not know. So don't do it again
    Who complained?

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