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Previously on "Stop worrying about the Credit Crunch ™"

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  • ferret
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Connected to a respirator in a hospital?

    IGMC.
    Well you could still do the dream part

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean
    Connected to a respirator in a hospital?

    IGMC.

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  • ferret
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    "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." - James Dean

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If only we knew how long we have to go!
    you could know.. the death clock tells you

    edit: hmmm it seems Sunday, January 15, 2045 is not my luckiest day and that i have 1,145,287,569 seconds left to live... not that much when you think about it

    woohooo i might just quit smoking after all.. Monday, July 15, 2052 with a generous 1,381,850,696 seconds left to live...
    Last edited by chef; 29 September 2008, 12:43.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by ferret View Post
    Yup, everyday we get closer to "the end time", or kicking the bucket as I like to call it. Shocking. How ever will we all cope?
    If only we knew how long we have to go!

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  • ferret
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    Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
    End times are approaching, folks
    Yup, everyday we get closer to "the end time", or kicking the bucket as I like to call it. Shocking. How ever will we all cope?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by badger7579 View Post
    Headron Cullinder, or whatever the hell its called
    Sounds like a Bollywood actor. I think you mean Hadron Collider (which is up on blocks already, doesn't inspire confidence, does it?)

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  • badger7579
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    Headron Cullinder, or whatever the hell its called

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
    End times are approaching, folks
    When Chico returns I know it will be bad......

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  • contractor79
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    End times are approaching, folks

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    .....Global Warming.............
    Bird Flu

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    ...then it was SARS
    .....Global Warming.............

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Cyberman View Post
    I remember in 1986 when the discussion then was that we were all going to die of Aids.
    ...then it was SARS

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  • Cyberman
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    I remember in 1986 when the discussion then was that we were all going to die of Aids.

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  • wobbegong
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    "We're all going to die", yeah, yeah, yeah. Never mind all that malarkey, the real news is on the right hand side; "Dannii Minogue has threatened to quit The X Factor because she feels the show is biased towards new judge Cheryl Cole". Oh no!


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