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Just wait - soon you'll have to teach them how to prove 1 is more than 0.Originally posted by zeitghost
I'm busy trying to get the 1st years to understand resistors.
In series and in parallel.
It's 'ard...

And getting them to understand, k, m, u, and M is even harder...
Ho hum....
10k and 10k in parallel does not give you 5 ohms... doh!
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Loop it.Originally posted by zeitghostAllegedly, in addition to the snooping on web usage, we are now subject to checks on time keeping via the CCTV...
Big Brother is Watching Us...
bastards.
and then complain that your job is very repetitive and you are claiming for RSI
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Diver also likes siamapratellingOriginally posted by Diver View Posthmm! Blue movies
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I think he's either taking a break http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/lizard-couch.jpg or visiting relatives http://www.newanimal.org/gorn_star_trek.jpg
(both SFW)
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